Blondering 

Typically when a blonde is wondering around confused

Have u been blondering lately

Blondering by anonymous July 31, 2023

Blonde tax 

When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.

“Yeah shawtys a 8/10 but probably a 6/10 if you take away her Blonde tax”
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”

Blonde tax by Z. Fisher August 3, 2023

blonde dysmorphia

when stupid bitches get stupider

Dumb bitch: omg i just got highlights done but i’m having so much blonde dysmorphia rn!!
Any sane person: stfu

blonde dysmorphia by shhhdonttellnoone August 16, 2023

Blondiricans 

A term used to describe Puerto Ricans who dye their hair bright blond usually in the style of a 90s boy band member. A flattering term for an attractive man with bleach blond hair who has obviously black roots.

Lots of artists and djs around Orlando are spirited Blondiricans.

Blondiricans by Brainybombshell September 30, 2023

Blonde Adjacent

A man who may or may not still be ✨blonde✨ but you can absolutely tell they were blonde as a child.

A synonym for Blonde-ish

“Don’t you usually go for blondes?” “Yeah but he’s blonde adjacent so it’s fine”

Blonde Adjacent by Fortheloveofblondes October 24, 2023

Blonde 

A person usually consisting within the age of a teen or young adult described as having an egocentric, low IQ personality. Physical attributes are usually connected with blonde hair, lighter skin, and above average appearance. A blonde will typically come within the form of a female, but males are not restricted from this role. After a female blonde has reached the age of no return, she would have mutated into a Karen. The male blond is rarely seen in the wild to have evolved past his F-boy stage in life, only branching out to the surfer dude sup species.

My sister is such a Blonde.

Blonde by Prof.J Tad October 28, 2023

Blondights 

A slur to refer to blonde people when they are too dumb.

I hate those stupid Blondights, they can go back to Dumbville.

Blondights by LukieBookieIII November 2, 2023