deuce-block

when you're just about to drop a deuce in a public restroom usually in the case of college dorms and someone usually a douchebag decides to occupy the stall right next to you, dashing your hopes & dreams of a peaceful poo

I found an empty bathroom and as soon as I was about to give a solid back to the community, this guy came in and deuce-blocked me.

by IllestM'FockerAlive March 4, 2013

slice the block

Walking around areas of a neighborhood looking for girls or just some people to chill with

Man im about to go and slice the block

by jamgasm May 24, 2008

Crammer's block

Crammer's block is a situation that happens when you cant remember anything in the exam room, even if you have been cramming before the exam.

Tia: i cant beleive after staying up all night i could not remember anything.....damn crammer's block

by dai.ali August 30, 2013

block post

A block post is a complaint post about people who block. Apparently blocking with no rhyme nor reason. The ironic thing is the people who complain about being blocked are usually the worst blockers.

Kyree was at it again: no one was replying to his block post about his being unjustly blocked because he himself had blocked most of those he expected to respond! Not too bright, our Kyree.

by Chuck_Tom June 11, 2018

IM'ers Block

Not knowing what to say when hit with a one word response....

You: Hey whats going on bro how was your day

Friend: Good

You: (Wtf do I say to that? Ahhhh!! damn IM'ers Block!!

by Audi0sl4v3 February 18, 2010

Ghost Blocked

When you try to hook up with someone and they keep mentioning someone elses name who is not there.

I tried to hook up with Sarah last night, but I kept getting ghost blocked by some guy named david.

by Jdubb29 January 16, 2015

Cock-blocked

So today I got asked what does cock-blocked mean because I over heard one of me friends talking about it so I told this cock-blocked means to get in the way of your friend or aquentence that's trying to get it.

When tom tried to talked to Lucy he got cock-blocked by her friends.
You ain't getting laid today buddy boy

by roxxyfoxxyy November 8, 2018