base face

Someone who is a straight up baser to the highest extent possible.

Bar: yo nigga i just copped a quarter of some dank.

Dom: Fire me up on that sack for free nigga.

Bar: Go to sleep base face.

by Bardimas September 19, 2007

sandpaper baseball bat

A baseball bat wrapped in sandpaper used for anal torture; also "sandpaper baseball bat of doom"

by Pissed Off Paul October 9, 2003

149th base

Sit there listening to opera, whilst eating a biscuit making sexual noises

'Dude! I totally did 149th base last night!'
'Gees dude, that's grose'

by lalalalalalaaaaa January 18, 2009

second base

the bases:
1st- making out, snogging, french kissing
2nd- fingering/handjob
3rd- licking out/blow job
4th- full sex

(Mum overhears John talking about the day before)
John: Blah blah blah second base blah
Friend: hahahahaha (laughs for no reason)
Mum(interrupting): is that good, dear?

by Semigoth_anarchist September 18, 2005

twelth base

the action of sniffing & sneezing, when you put your nose up someones back passage and sniff in the delightful aroma, then sneeve, unbleliavable pleasure.

"dude, i totally went to twelth base last night"
"dude, really, what even is that?"
"dude, she totally snotted up my ass"
"sweeeeeeeet"

by sniff&sneeze February 11, 2010

chronic bachelor

When a male keeps fucking other women but he won't marry them and he has a lot of women in his house

Jerry has salicia, ebony, aaliyah, and bonitta in his house and fucks them all but won't have a real relationship with at least one of them... He is a chronic bachelor

by Nana_kali May 4, 2015

Milk Based Tea

The worst drink on the face of the planet. Anyone who drinks Milk Based Tea is a complete loser and a soyboy who has no life goals or chance of success. Milk Based tea drinkers are weak life forms who do not know how to fight and could get knocked out by any 80 year old (unless the 80 year old drinks Milk Based Tea). The leader of the Milk Based Tea gang is “Gomank” who is a UK streamer known for being caught jerking off on stream and for getting his ass whooped by GingerSnapGanon in the streets of Brighton. Milk Based Tea has only 2 documented supporters. EJ Lennon, a 24 year old virgin who has admitted to drinking Water Based Tea as well, and NFB... Milk Based Tea is far inferior to Water Based Tea.

I’m a complete waste of life, I drink Milk Based Tea

by GingerSnapGanon October 20, 2020