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river oaks baptist boys

Nerdy, short, mean, average looking bullies who annoyingly obsess over girls from other schools, especially Kinkaid. They have bad BS and no game. They're bad at sports too.
Robs Girl 1: It’s so annoying how the river oaks baptist boys ignore us.
Robs girl 2: Ik!!! All they do is hook up with Ava, Anna Cate, Brisa.
by Jddjck ofi December 22, 2019
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bapez

I bought me some bapez.
by Soldier Boy August 23, 2007
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bape

"Damn, she gave the bape." or "Wow, that was some powerful bape."
by Hotchney March 27, 2007
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Baptism Fart

The first fart one excretes after a shower, dirtying the anus once again. Usually happens within five minutes of exit from shower.
Ed and John were standing in the room when I came back from the shower and farted. "Oh man there was the baptism fart."
by DATGAS January 29, 2012
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Crapshaith on a bapshaith

Poop on a stick

Also used as an exclamation of
frustration.

Crapshaith on a bapshaith derives from the Group X usage of Crapshaith, meaning poop/crap/fices stuff.

The term originated from the Bay Area and is most commonly used in the Heart of the Bay aka: Hayward.
"CRAPSHAITH ON A BAPSHAITH"

"What the crapshaith on a bapshaith"

"You're a crapshaith on a bapshaith"
by Queenofcheese March 6, 2009
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John the Baptist Cockfish

A man who thinks he is a baptist is is really a man who worships the cocks of fish. One who is still in the closet and wishes he is a man. A man who has a vagina and no spine
"It is time to leave.", says the bar tender.
"Hold on John the Baptist Cockfish, I have not finished my drink."
by Hybrid Soul Taker December 16, 2010
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baptize

To smack or "bap" someone upside the head or forehead. Can be used in reference to shows (etc.) that consist of someone believed to be a healer doing the work of God. These said "healers" will violently thrust their hand upon (bap) the person needing healed's head, forehead, or face. This is intended to cure said victim.
Seth: "Did you just see that dude baptize Eric?"

Sara: "He can walk again! Can that guy cure his new concussion?"
by Master Ali June 29, 2007
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