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Auntie paulie

Pronounced anti-polly. A white girl that is as annoying and repetitive as a parrot, but doesn't like crackers like Polly, and usually goes home from the club with people of the darker complexion.
How was your trip to Jamaica auntie paulie?
by Djstories February 21, 2024
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Auntie paulie

Pronounced Anti-Polly; Derived from the colloquial saying Polly want a cracker. A Caucasian woman who is very talkative and repetitive that tends to favour men of a darker complexion.
Auntie paulie is going to jamaica again
by Djstories February 21, 2024
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Aunt B's Snatch

Another name for non-descript - party alcohol or mixed drink, either in the inexpensive or of an uncommon variety. These batches of liquor usually involve a picture of an animal, fruits or old people to attract their victims as they stroll through the liquor store. Besides Betty White, Aunt B is one of the most venerable "old lady's" around and one can imagine she would have a hooch stash behind the baked beans or baking soda for those special occasions. Snatch is similar sounding to "hooch" and this nomenclature adds a more comedic vibe to the drink...... if not rekindling the sexual fantasies of our great grandfather's youth while at the same time knocking the dust off a once was for sure a very vibrant and active young muffin.
The float down the Frio River was going great until I had polished off the last bit of Aunt B's Snatch and I busted my tube on a hidden underwater branch.
by goliwag February 23, 2024
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aunticipation

Da gleeful looking-forward-to dat a child feels about an upcoming visit from his parent's sister.
My children always become giddy with aunticipation anytime they learn that a female adult-relative will be arriving soon.
by QuacksO March 10, 2024
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Ants Dick Rider

"Oskar Rowe is such an Ants Dick Rider"
by Mr Rudd March 12, 2024
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Aunt Faith

When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.

Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”

“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."

“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
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Aunt Faith

When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.

Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”

“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."

“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
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