August 20th

National send an ass nude day

“Omg Eve, it’s august 20th let me see that ass”

by Therealurbanedictonary August 20, 2022

August 20th

Give your friends corn day!!!!

Friend 1: Hi bestie!!! Heres a gift 🤗🤗 *gives corn*
Friend 2: Why are you giving me corn 🤨🧐🧐????!!?
Friend 1: Bc its August 20th!!!!
Friend 2: 😮😮😲😊😊 Thank you 😘

by ilikrurine August 20, 2021

August 16

August 16th is National slap friends and family day. That's right August 16th will be amazing for some of us. Get to slapping on August 16th

"Hey it's August 16th"
"Ok so....."
*Slaps*

by Bigboiyeeter August 14, 2021

August 16

The day really hot and smart people are born pretty much the best people in the world

Oh your born august 16 here’s all my money

by Jit_is_trippen June 05, 2022

august 20

because you were born today you are the coolest person on this planet and will make millions off of how big your titties are.

august 20 that girls has jugs

by jimmycarter November 07, 2019

August 5th

If you were born this day You have no friends and you are most likely gay no bullshit so u might as well just die

Hey I’m a gay my birthdays august 5th

by Yea uruskclek August 05, 2022

13 August

The date that you born and the date that you die.

A : When were you born?
B : 13 August
A : Ahh that's gonna be the date you die

by WaWAWorld April 10, 2022