August 20th

National send an ass nude day

“Omg Eve, it’s august 20th let me see that ass”

by Therealurbanedictonary August 20, 2022

August 16

The day really hot and smart people are born pretty much the best people in the world

Oh your born august 16 here’s all my money

by Jit_is_trippen June 4, 2022

13 August

The date that you born and the date that you die.

A : When were you born?
B : 13 August
A : Ahh that's gonna be the date you die

by WaWAWorld April 10, 2022

August 16

August 16th is National slap friends and family day. That's right August 16th will be amazing for some of us. Get to slapping on August 16th

"Hey it's August 16th"
"Ok so....."
*Slaps*

by Bigboiyeeter August 13, 2021

August 20th

Give your friends corn day!!!!

Friend 1: Hi bestie!!! Heres a gift 🤗🤗 *gives corn*
Friend 2: Why are you giving me corn 🤨🧐🧐????!!?
Friend 1: Bc its August 20th!!!!
Friend 2: 😮😮😲😊😊 Thank you 😘

by ilikrurine August 20, 2021

August 11

Innocent respectful and quite.
If you were born august 11 it means that you are an innocent and truthful person you never lie to anyone especially your parents you follow all their rules and do as they say with no complaint.
When you are with your friends the few that you have you don’t really talk because you are quite.

You are an august 11

by Nosebigsamllnose November 23, 2021

August 22

People born on august 22 are those people that like to touch stuff

Barack: im born on august 22
Barack: owh wow stuff to touch
Obama: stop touching that
Barack: oeh sorry
Obama: I SAID STOP TOUCHING
Barack: u said stop touching THAT
Obama: stop touching the children
Obama: we’re inside a children’s hospital

Barack: oh i thought it was a doll
Obama: *eats banana*
Barack: dude thats a child’s peepee
Obama: huh *puts on shoes*
Barack: never ever touch my dog again
Obama: *confusing situation*
Barack: no its not!
Obama: im president

Barack: NO I AM

by Treelonmusk November 3, 2019