The moment during sex when you climax and a can full of cigarette butts topples off the headboard, crashing onto your partner's face like a filthy volcanic eruption.
by Graham464 May 3, 2025
Get the Ash-quakemug. by me gooodddd September 22, 2021
Get the Ash fifimug. The extreme version of "Liar liar pants on fire". When someone has no credibility left because they've told so many lies. A person with ash pants has had them "on fire" so many times that their credibility has been metaphorically turned to ash, and nothing they say can be relied on.
by Brickdictionary118 October 23, 2016
Get the Ash pantsmug. Dear Ash
Ash —
I’m worried to death because I haven’t been able to see you doing well.
You said we live in different worlds. But is that true?
We have different colored skin and eyes. We were born in different countries.
But we’re friends. Isn’t that what counts?
I’m really glad I came to America. I met lots of people.
And more than anything, I met you.
You asked me over and over if you scared me. But I never feared you, not once.
What’s more is you’re hurt much more than me. I couldn’t help feeling that way.
Funny, huh?
You’re way smarter, bigger, and stronger than me. But I always felt like I had to protect you. I wonder what it is I wanted to protect you from.
I wanted to protect you from fate.
The fate that tries to carry you away, drifting futher and futher.
You told me once about a leopard you read in a book. How you believed that leopard knew that it couldn’t go back.
And I said you weren’t a leopard, that you could change your destiny.
You’re not alone. I’m by your side.
My soul is always with you.
— Eiji Okumura
Ash —
I’m worried to death because I haven’t been able to see you doing well.
You said we live in different worlds. But is that true?
We have different colored skin and eyes. We were born in different countries.
But we’re friends. Isn’t that what counts?
I’m really glad I came to America. I met lots of people.
And more than anything, I met you.
You asked me over and over if you scared me. But I never feared you, not once.
What’s more is you’re hurt much more than me. I couldn’t help feeling that way.
Funny, huh?
You’re way smarter, bigger, and stronger than me. But I always felt like I had to protect you. I wonder what it is I wanted to protect you from.
I wanted to protect you from fate.
The fate that tries to carry you away, drifting futher and futher.
You told me once about a leopard you read in a book. How you believed that leopard knew that it couldn’t go back.
And I said you weren’t a leopard, that you could change your destiny.
You’re not alone. I’m by your side.
My soul is always with you.
— Eiji Okumura
by Switserlland November 21, 2021
Get the Ashmug. The coolest, most best person on Earth. B)
by mxshroomguts February 26, 2021
Get the Ashmug. Ash is a wonderful person with an amazing personality they are so pretty and deserve the world.they are so funny and great to text. I am so happy I met them
by That.one.alien_coz September 19, 2021
Get the Ash<33mug. Hey bro, Tameka looking fine! I'm tryna Holla at her.
Good luck she a ash bunny, she ain't into yo black ass!
Good luck she a ash bunny, she ain't into yo black ass!
by Gori-Demon September 1, 2023
Get the Ash bunnymug.