Austin

The dude who has 4 marriages lined up…

Austin Wow this man oh man busss

by MarkthewiArd101 September 22, 2023

AUSTIN

has the smallest penis in existence.

Austin : two inches is average right?
person 1 :no?
Austin : oh.

by m1kel September 19, 2023

Austin

Adult An Austin is generally associated with a well-meaning and kind person.
Teenager Generally, they're closeted or just act in a gay manner.

"Dude, Austin tried to touch me yesterday, but idk if he's gay".

by Hun Atimuldar May 30, 2019

Austin

Cranks 90s and yells controller player

Ok I’m gonna crank like Austin

by Controllerplayer69 November 6, 2020

Austin The Oyster

Austin is extremely gay and breathes gayness. Austins are usually creepy, are obsessive, and follow people around. They have brown hair, wear glasses, and sometimes have a mohawk. IDK really know.

"Didja see Austin the oyster earlier?"
"Heh Austin the oyster is TOTALLY Gay"

by johnny longstockings November 2, 2020

Austinism

Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.

That poor boy, he must have austinism.

by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024

Austin

A redneck motherfucker who has an addiction to Busch latte. Austin’s are tons of work and a lot to care for and clean up after.

That guy is such an Austin.

by Nocapnelvis November 23, 2021