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The Los Santos Conjectures

Two mathematical conjectures regarding the mission "The Los Santos Connection" of Grand Theft Auto Online.

The first states that if three or more players are present, at least one will be idle, and that if a full lobby of six are present, at least two will be idle. This can be expressed as follows:

Let x = number of players idle and y = number of players present.

x ≥ y/3, always rounding down for x.

The second states that no matter how many players are present, no more than one will ever survive to the point of arriving at the airport (typically they will die at the compound while they or their teammate are hacking the laptop).
Joe, Bob, and Bill thought that they had a good chance of finishing "The Los Santos Connection", but were foiled when Bob was idle and Bill died at the compound; they had failed to account for the Los Santos Conjectures.
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Los Angeles

A city where famous people move into, poor people beg for money and where a small shack will cost $100,000
Ugh Los Angeles is so boring New York City is where it's at
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Los Angeles Kings

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Lo

The internet's number 1 source for correct Brienne takes.
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"Hm, I dunno, fam, I gotta consult Lo the Lynx."
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Lo-ami

Lo-ami is a ugly black boy with no respect,he is full of jokes and has a a lot friends around him. He speaks a lot and he is afraid of everything. He don't know how to make sex to girls at all. And he is a dirty man who don't know how to shower.

Dont be like Lo-ami he is dirty.
Francolin:lo-ami your head is full of sand, what happened?
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Diu lei lo mo chau hai

A word commoly used by vulgar people in Malaysia and Singarpore.It roughly refers to " fuck your mother,you're so bad"It's a very vulgar and insulting expression used to express strong disapproval or to insult someone's character.
Walau eh, this fuckin Diu lei lo mo chau hai cheated on me!
Diu lei lo mo chau hai, gimme ur money!
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