Fat Roulette

A pessimistic synonym for Blind Date.

Sorry Mike, I can't catch a movie tonight, I've gotta play Fat Roulette with Erins cousin.

by Fakelove April 29, 2010

fat bastardry

going out to eat and ordering a large stack of pancakes ala mode as a follow-up to the meal.

I thought he said "pound cake ala mode" when she asked if we wanted dessert, but then she came back with 3 huge pancakes covered with ice cream, whipped cream and fudge! That's some serious fat bastardry!

by vish213 August 10, 2010

fat fanny

When the fanny is so fat, you can see through jeans.

damn shawty got a fat fanny no cap

by ahmed27 November 5, 2020

fat-mily

a group of 6 people who stick together for eternal. always supporting each other, playing with each other and always the most important people to each other. unbreakable bond.

fat-mily is just goals!

by fatmily.jy June 21, 2017

Fat-timeline

Using the internet to track someones weight gain (typically from average to fat to obese) over a period of time.

Going on Facebook finding an array of pictures to track the weight gain of a female friend or acquaintance over time and so generate a fat-timeline using the results.

by rhob888 October 3, 2011

Fat lily

Lily loves to be called fat. It is one of her main fettishes. Everyone loves lily! Lily is shit at debate. Lily is a controversial figure who doesn't know when to keep her big mouth shout and not go grassing us up to inspectors. lileth is a sexy big ting and is in love with a Korean boy pronounced jhoo yang jing. Lily is loved by all and never has trouble getting a sexc man and a ring around her finger

Fredderick- she’s so useless at everything
Josephine- ikr total lily
Jung- what a fat lily
Lizeral- can’t relate

by Ultrafitty May 20, 2020

Fat fuck

A term to describe the fat controller of a gravy train. Gravy runs through the fat fucks veins. Can also be known as slim, the fat man, what a fat cunt, fat wanker and tends to not only be fat as fuck, but thick as fuck, with an inability to hold any sort of conversation without sounding like an out of breath fat fuck. The fat fuck will not talk but bellow his voice as a way of showing presence in the company of the intelligent. The fat fucks eyelids are fatter than most and he will struggle to see, causing major wardrobe malfunctions including tight as fuck trousers and a bad combination of shirts and body warmers. The fat fuck will sometimes run out of money for gravy and so will gamble during working hours in order to chase pints of bisto that will later be injected straight into the blood. Unfortunately the fat fucks stupidity means he is unaware his day will come and so will continue to Lord over his manor until then in a true fat fuck wanker fashion.

"Oh look, it's the fat fuck. Look at that fat fuck. I hate that fat fuck. He is a fat fuck"

by Monkey baws January 12, 2017