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French Cannon

idiomatic noun | informal English

: An eponymic metonymy for explosive diarrhea.
“Sorry I’m late, had to deal with a French Cannon”

“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”

“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”

“I can’t play Minecraft; the French Cannon is loaded.”
by jack.soncalo March 23, 2025
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thot cannon

An literal cannon that shoots thots
Thats the most powerful thot cannon i’ve ever seen!
by NoRRJJ October 4, 2018
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Cob Cannon

A upgrade plant in the tower defence game "Plants vs. Zombies" that requires two Kernel-pults in order to plant, plus it can be used to fire explosive corn cobs to deal colossal damage to zombies.
"I survived 30 flags worth with my Cob Cannon strategy."
by TestUser999 December 17, 2021
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Twin cannons

The act of rapidly inserting both of your fists, in an alternating manner, directly into a man's anus. Often done violently, with force.
Last night was wild. He used the Twin Cannons on my asshole so hard, I'm going to need a diaper.
by Pillcosvy April 9, 2022
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fuck-cannon

A person who screws up so much and in such a manner that his ineptitude effects other insulated situations without limits.
"Jim screwed my project..."

"He wasn't even a part of it"
"Yeah but he messed up so badly it dropped all the budgets for the entire r&d department... He is such a fuck-cannon"
by Stranger 15 September 21, 2017
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Cannon

"Man you've been smoking one-gram cannons. How are you still conscious?"
by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022
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Ovary Cannon

The baby came shooting out of the ovary cannon!!

Man da cannon!
by George Wellington October 2, 2011
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