creature from the snack lagoon

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010

Crispy Snack

Crispy Snack: When you jerk off into a bowl of bread crumbs and deep fry it, then feed it go her as a Crispy Snack.

Example: Hey Andrew, I gave Anna a Crispy Snack last night!

by MyPengo246 January 13, 2023

snack snapper

People who waste their lives taking photographs of their food and then upload them to social media.

Man, she photographed every dish at dinner for Instagram. What a snack snapper!

by Hugh Wards April 3, 2017

Scooby snacks

A secret code that to those who are unaware means eating junk food or a reference to the cookies in the popular cartoon, but to those who use marijuana, it means to smoke a blunt. marijuana, 4/20, 420, blunt, Mary Jane, weed, smoke a blunt, smoke weed, Snoop Dogg, doobie, ganja, reefer, roach, cannabis, grass, bong

Tristan, are you indulging in some scooby snacks at the party tonight? Brian, what are you talking about, I told you I'm going to eat before I go! Tristan just nodded, he knew Brian understood what he was talking about.

by joecoolthefool September 5, 2016

Jizzed-up snack fiddler

(n.) A slang term

Jizzed-up snack fiddler is a term used.

by The RBW April 26, 2024

snack it

A word that is the same as suck it.

Hey Aaron the fat monkey, snack it!!!!!!

by Capt Xbox February 11, 2018

snacking off

Literally: Enjoying any snack while pleasuring yourself.(masturbating)

Figuratively: enjoying a guilty pleasure type of snack in which you have no way of stopping.

The movie was shorter than we expected so when we came home we caught my roommate snacking off.

As soon as my girlfriend left I snacked off on m & ms.

by Ill will skillz October 26, 2014