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loser clout

similar to clout, it's the skill set and/or experience shown to prove that you, in fact, are a complete fucking loser. primary example is video gaming.
Ted: yo dude congrats on hitting 2k hours in gmod! that's some serious loser clout if i've ever seen it
by brokemachinebroke May 10, 2019
mugGet the loser cloutmug.

loser boob

An insult used when you can't think of any other. Also see; penis face
by LishiFishy January 8, 2017
mugGet the loser boobmug.

Loser Date

A loser date is what happens when you try to organize a group event, with lots of people. The hype is there for the week or so building up, everyone is keen. The day finally rolls around but no one ends up coming apart from two people, those two who actually turn up are therefore on a loser date.
You know how I was totally excited about the 'drunk croquet'event everyone from work was going to this Friday?

Well turns out nobody actually came because they were too broke and lame, it ended up just being Allan and myself going on a loser date but it was STILL AWESOME.
by AliveBrain September 8, 2016
mugGet the Loser Datemug.

Loser

Loser: Marco

You: You know Marco likes you right?
Best friend: Yeah ofc
by .().().().().().() January 25, 2021
mugGet the Losermug.

Loser

Someone who has never met Sam Rosen or Joe Micheleti.
by Steven Susan Dierdorf November 22, 2024
mugGet the Losermug.

Loser music

Music that is often listened to by “losers”.

Losers being a term used for people who don’t have many friends, usually because of a fear of losing said “friends”. Most losers are often unique, funny, and/or smart.
What do you usually listen to?”
“Weezer, radiohead…”
“Wow, I didn’t know you listened to loser music 💀”
“:(“
by Astor :P January 11, 2024
mugGet the Loser musicmug.

Loser

Someone named Mario Boles who is a loser.
by StarchyEyes March 6, 2024
mugGet the Losermug.

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