Knee Slapper

A saying a person does when another person says an unfunny joke but you're being sarcastic about it, indicating it was the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life. (being sarcastic if you didn't get that)
"Hey Billy, why did the chicken cross the road?... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" *laughs hysterically*

"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*
by lovelyleftorgan777 May 05, 2022
Get the Knee Slapper mug.

Knee-slapper

Something so hilarious it makes u slap your knees. Funny moments that cause uncontrollable laughter.
My niece and I seen a man with a car dealership flag on his bicycle chased by a bunch of Chihuahuas, it was such a knee-slapper!! Hahahaha
by MainRain October 14, 2018
Get the Knee-slapper mug.

Knee-slapper

When you cut your knees off and slap your partner with them
I was having a bad so my husband gave me a knee-slapper
by Unifart April 02, 2021
Get the Knee-slapper mug.

bend a knee

To get bumbed by your dead nan
God you got bend a knee
by Olliecanx_. September 01, 2017
Get the bend a knee mug.

Above the knee shorts

Shorts that stop above the knee.

If the knees don't show, the hoes won't go.
by Andax1216 September 08, 2019
Get the Above the knee shorts mug.

Dad knees

Some of the hottest things on the golf course and lake shore. Usually accompanied by some khaki cargo shorts. These knees belong to high school boys and actual dads alike and are nevertheless perfect. There’s just something about them, they aren’t too skinny, and have just enough definition to hint at the mussels in the strong dad legs. Such dad knees can be judged when owner squats down to appraise the green.
Golf Girl #1: Omg, did you see that guy in those khaki shorts?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?
by trying_their_best May 19, 2022
Get the Dad knees mug.

Knee Surfer

Noun: A person who multiple blowjobs at a time, flowing through them while on their knees.
Did you see Valencia? She’s a real Knee Surfer.
by JohnDoe94 October 24, 2023
Get the Knee Surfer mug.