Window Kissing

Luring people to their windows with promises of goods or surprises only to kiss them gently and prance away without providing said goods or surprises.

When I feel just a little low I go window kissing. I just lay a hundred dollar bill on a window seal and wait for someone to come and collect. Then and only then do I pull the money away and plant a sweet little kiss on them.

by Carter Hamilton July 23, 2012

Window

A time when a person is able to poop.

"Oh my God, I've got a window to take a shit right now. Wait, nope. It just crawled back up. I'll have to wait for the next window to come around."

by OciferSven January 11, 2015

window licker

A retard that sits all alone lick the window out of the side of his mouth, staring at you, while crying

Son:"Look at the kid licking the window Mom!"
Mom:"Son that's a window licker."

by Dinoflagellates January 28, 2016

windowed

Being fucked through a window.

I windowed her last night!!

by 281298 October 5, 2016

Window Licker

Anyone called Colin

Colin is such a Window Licker

by Legs and Co May 31, 2016

Windows 98

Pretty much the ideal 32-16 bit operating system for high end DOS gaming PCs (80486DX-33 up to Pentium III). A great thing about this OS it that it's compatible both with late 90's complex programs for Windows and is still compatible with older MS-DOS programs. This is the last good OS built from DOS (ME was the absolute last but had major stability problems and other issues). It's high performance and large compatibility makes it a great Gaming OS for systems in the late 90's.

I installed Windows 98 on my Pentium 133 with 32 MB of RAM with a Sound Blaster 32, S3 Virge with ISA and PCI.

by Sinusoidal January 2, 2017

Window Dicker

a little kid whos mom didnt raise them right. the go run around naked and rub their dicks on window, hence window dicker

stop being a window dicker, you are 33 yeras old

by EarthYak31 October 29, 2019