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Window Shopper

Someone who looks at stuff they cant buy
i wish i had them kicks but i cant afford them (im a window shopper)
by Dee Jay October 28, 2005
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pompous windbag

One who loves the sound of their own voice so much they have convinced themselves they actually know what they are talking about. They often take jobs which will allow them to talk and give them a captured audience, such as a Psychology teacher.
Dr. Nicodemus is such a pompous windbag. We could have learned everything he spent an hour talking about in five minutes. He sure does love the sound of his own voice.
by captive audience member March 3, 2010
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Windows shopping

Spending an inordinate amount of time viewing page after page of an item, say shoes, on multiple websites.
I was Windows shopping for almost 3 hours this morning....I looked at almost 4000 pairs of shoes and didn't buy shit.
by Krema April 19, 2009
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West Windsor Plainsboro High School North

A school in New Jersey where the only minority is freaking white people. We are rich enough to be a private school yet somehow we cannot regulate the goddam temperature in our classes. If your GPA is under a 4.0 you will be disowned, and our sports teams are comical. And if anyone from WWP High School South is reading this and shaking their head, you better shut up and sit down because the only thing different about your school is that you don’t have freaking walls.
Person 1: Yo what school do you go to
Person 2: West Windsor Plainsboro High School North
Person 1: At least u have walls
by ThatGabeItch October 16, 2019
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Shut the french windows

A phrase used not as a substitute for 'Shut the fuck up"

The english, classier version of Shut the front Door
Phyllis Logan from Downton Abbey at the Sag Awards 2013: "Oh my God, Shut the French windows!"
by fede01_8 January 27, 2013
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fuck windows

This phrase is often expressed when a person tries to perform any task after booting up their Windows PC (if they even get that far) and their system crashes, which is a common problem with Microsoft systems.
FUCK WINDOWS! Bill... you are a cruel, cruel man. I gotta get a Mac!
by vanillavillain February 14, 2012
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window warrior

A term usually used in any prison or lockup situation where a person talks shit from behind the safety of a window in an attempt to look like a hard ass. The goal of the window warrior is to put up a facade that he wants to fight when in reality he does not.

Often conflicts occur in a rec yard or rec area. When the window warrior sees that there is someone who can beat his ass in the rec yard, he may start screaming and making gestures at the person to put on a display that he wants to fight. This will cause the correctional officer to keep the two separate at all times in the future to prevent the conflict, benefiting the window warrior because he doesn't have to face the conflict and get beat up or punked out in front of everyone. He can then continue to talk shit from behind the safety of his window while maintaining his tough image to his fellow inmates.
"He doesn't really want to fight. He's just a bitch ass window warrior."
by Goddunit December 9, 2008
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