who creased your laces

When someone is in a bad mood; similar to "did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?"

Why are you so angry? Who creased your laces?

by The shoe whisperer June 20, 2023

Who Wants to Be a MAGA Millionaire?

The title of a new reality show that aims to keep the Pinocchio-in-Chief in the limelight and to help raise funds to defray some of his dear legal costs, but he is having difficulty in getting sponsors and a TV channel to run the weekly show for him.

Cronies of the Commander in Cheat are begging him to delay the announcement of “Who Wants to Be a MAGA Millionaire?” on Truth Social until he’s cleared of most of his bigly lawsuits, which could land him behind bars and disqualify him from running as a third-time presidential candidate.

by Fasters February 6, 2023

The Boy Who Cried Photoshop

This person denounces everything out of the ordinary as being photo shopped. To them, nothing is real and everything is fake. They're the type of person who believe the moon landing was faked.

Dude 1: "Hey man, I saw you got the shit kicked out of you by Chad at the frat party yesterday."
Dude 2: "Proof?"
Dude 1: *Shows picture of dude 2 laying on the floor and getting stomped on by Chad*
Dude 2: "That's photoshop! That never happened!"
Dude1: "Suuuuure it was dude, seems like you're full of ilos to me... You know that story about the boy who cried wolf? You're the boy who cried photoshop!"

by NoYouMan May 10, 2017

the girl who wanted to be god

A term you found while searching girlfriend because you’re a lonely person.

Someone who thinks VERY highly of herself.

“Man look at that. She’s the girl who wanted to be god.”

Are you lonely?

by ShiftReturn October 31, 2017

The Babos know who the chabo is

German youth slang roughly translating to "we know who the boss is around here"

"Don't up the price on me now, the Babos know who the chabo is, buddy"

by Willie McGee August 24, 2016

boy who cried rizz

Someone who is so good at picking up girls , has an enormous amount rizz , power level 9999 of rizz power , a degree in quantum rizzics

Joe : yo chad look at that hot gril over there
Chad : Ima go use my powerful rizz powers to get in bed with her!
Girl : *shocked from the all powerful rizz powers of Chad*
Joe : Bro your the boy who cried rizz !

by RizzlerHD February 4, 2023

Those Who Hunt Elves

A popular anime that takes place in a world of magic. In order to return home to Earth, the 3 hapless heroes - Junpei the martial artist, Ritsuko the gun-packing tomboy, and Airis the famous actress - along with a tank and an elf high priestess travel around the world looking for fragments of a spell that were placed on 5 random elven females. It falls upon them to strip every last female elf in the land to be able to return home!

Elven Females: "EEEK! It's those who hunt elves!"
Junpei: "Forgive me for stripping you!"
*Strips the lot of em*

by Pickleton July 31, 2006