Ninja Twat

the act of sneaking up behind a female and hitting them in the vagina. Works best while walking up the stairs behind them. You can use a closed fist or an open palm.

Guy: *walking up stairs behind girl, hits her in the vag*

Girl: Ow! What was that for?!

Guy: Nothing... I just wanted to Ninja Twat you.

by ilovebirchbeer_not April 27, 2009

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Cheeky Twat

The type of person first to be beheaded.The type of person to die first.The proper,up tight,and dirty minded fellow.

That Cheeky Twat crashed my car!

by The burning bush September 9, 2016

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three-legged TWAT SICKLE

A neighbor representing two inches of tiny tantrum. The most he will ever use his third leg is jacking off to a pack mule eating oats. Also can be defined as one who symbolizes a true pussy.

Kyle crane stop being a three-legged twat sickle, and stop picking up BOFUBs. Quit getting sodomized by the imbred mule that lives in your basement. Talk to a decent looking girl you three-legged twat sickle.

by garatee baby May 1, 2011

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Twat Eyes

An insult for an ugly person whom you don't like, especially if they have beedy, untrustworthy eyes. Helpful if one is staring at you or your girlfriend, you are drunk and want a fight.

"Who the fuck are you looking at, Twat Eyes?"

by ashteroid November 8, 2006

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menage-a-twat

1. A sexual episode involving three females; a carpet party, box sale, taco buffet, clam convention

2. A slut who has been fucked so many times that her pussy can be pulled in three different directions at the same time

That bitch is so loose, her menage-a-twat is starting to resemble a compass rose.

I'm bored. Lets play tug-of-war with your mom's menage-a-twat.

by JACK D. RIPPER May 22, 2003

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