toilet mint

To be in the act of prairie dogging. But while in the act, to take a mint and stick it in your anus. When done shitting, ravage through the mess to find the mint. Proceed to eat it. Also resulting in a nicely scented toilet.

Dude, last night was awesome! I decided to toilet mint, and stuck the mint in my sister's mouth!

by bmeclass May 6, 2010

Toilet Pimp

1. Someone who purposefully 'pimps' their toilet to achieve their maximum seepage discharge rate.

"Oh no! I am constipated! I'll have to pimp my toilet!"

by Fish Plops November 17, 2004

toilet tasker

One who performs multiple tasks while sitting on the toilet.

Girl 1: I was a total toilet tasker this morning.

Girl 2: How?

Girl 1: I took a crap while reading the newspaper and drying my hair all at once.

Girl 2: You definitely are a toilet tasker.

by Moniscandal August 11, 2010

toilet drink

When a human or animal drinks water from a toilet

I accidentally took a toilet drink
Bad Kitty! No more toilet drink!

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

toilet dundee

When you take or snapshot a photo of your friend or family taking a shit. It is not a toilet dundee unless they think someone is breaking into the bathroom. Toilet dundee's have been around for centuries, as the mark of the beggining in dan yi's bathroom, contributing to shammings in college parties all around America.

DAMN, did u see carloses toilet dundee? He had a towel over him and he thought someone was breaking into the bathroom!

by dunghyung January 23, 2008

skibidi toilet

the worst fucking word on the planet,straight from fucking hell,this is literally a fucking toilet with a head screaming out random words that people call a "meme" even though its not fucking funny,literally worse than the ohio meme because only 2 year old with no fucking braincells like it,has cringy characters in its series that people simp for,even people above 6 know its fucking cringe

2 year old with no braincells:abababsba

mom:awww look timmy is watching a video

dad:okay

2 year old with no braincells:skibidi bom bom bom yes yes skibi bombodi ni ni skibidi toilet sigma

dad:fuck this child im leaving

by ThisisACertifiedUDaccount October 31, 2023

Toilet Scrolling

Scrolling on social media while on the toilet. #lol

While at a friend's house: "I promise I wasn't pooping in the bathroom, I was just toilet scrolling."

by WhooliaJulia March 20, 2019