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toilet mint

To be in the act of prairie dogging. But while in the act, to take a mint and stick it in your anus. When done shitting, ravage through the mess to find the mint. Proceed to eat it. Also resulting in a nicely scented toilet.
Dude, last night was awesome! I decided to toilet mint, and stuck the mint in my sister's mouth!
by bmeclass May 6, 2010
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Toilet Pimp

1. Someone who purposefully 'pimps' their toilet to achieve their maximum seepage discharge rate.
"Oh no! I am constipated! I'll have to pimp my toilet!"
by Fish Plops November 17, 2004
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toilet dundee

When you take or snapshot a photo of your friend or family taking a shit. It is not a toilet dundee unless they think someone is breaking into the bathroom. Toilet dundee's have been around for centuries, as the mark of the beggining in dan yi's bathroom, contributing to shammings in college parties all around America.
DAMN, did u see carloses toilet dundee? He had a towel over him and he thought someone was breaking into the bathroom!
by dunghyung January 23, 2008
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skibidi toilet

the worst fucking word on the planet,straight from fucking hell,this is literally a fucking toilet with a head screaming out random words that people call a "meme" even though its not fucking funny,literally worse than the ohio meme because only 2 year old with no fucking braincells like it,has cringy characters in its series that people simp for,even people above 6 know its fucking cringe
2 year old with no braincells:abababsba

mom:awww look timmy is watching a video

dad:okay

2 year old with no braincells:skibidi bom bom bom yes yes skibi bombodi ni ni skibidi toilet sigma

dad:fuck this child im leaving
by ThisisACertifiedUDaccount October 31, 2023
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Toilet Scrolling

While at a friend's house: "I promise I wasn't pooping in the bathroom, I was just toilet scrolling."
by WhooliaJulia March 20, 2019
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Filipino Toilet

You sit on the edge of a chair (naked), one leg on the other and your partner (also naked) sits on your lap and defecates through the hole. You pick up the turd and rub your partner with it.
Simon: I did a filipino toilet with that chick!
Greg: You're so gross.
by future youtuber :( September 15, 2022
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Skibidi Toilet

THE ABSOLUTE WORST FUCKING MEME OF ALL OF EXISTANCE IN THE UNIVERSE. FUCK YOU ALEXEY GERASIMOV! I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL AND GO TO SATAN!!!

Skibidi Toilet is a cringe, racist, sexist, offensive, creepy, motherfucking retarded, not kid-friendly, insane, shitty show that fucks up and brainwashes kids for free.
It consists of creepy fucking heads shoved up their ass- I mean toilets, and it is so bad nobody even cares about it.
It is OFFICIALLY the absolute worst fucking meme of all time. Like people still in the sperm race only watches that shit. And these people who "pretend" to like DaFuqBoom comments sarcastic things like "OMG SKIBIDI TOILET IS SO FUCKIN' GOOD!!!".
There has already been disastrous memes like Smurf Cat, Grimace Shake, and Ohio, but Skibidi Toilet is on an another fucking level.
It's so fucking terrible that it makes me want to disintegrate into ashes, other people want to stab their fucking eyes, and thinking about fucking the cum out of DaFuqBoom.
This meme has absolute no sense and lore inside of it, and it is just fucked up.
And his fanbase consists of 2 things. Sperms with a zero millimeter defeater, and retards.
I dead-seriously FUCKING HATE THIS MEME, BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING AS FUCK!
Me, every brother and sister and my homies and basically everyone except for those motherfuckers who is still in the sperm race, thinks it's the worst fucking meme ever.

For those who think Skibidi Toilet is the best, fuck you, empty your diaper, and fuck off, cunt.
Ass-Sniper: Hey Boi, what are you watching?

some weird-ass cunt fucking bitch shit ass retard that shits his undies breastfeeding motherfucker crusty musty dusty rusty 2 year old bed-wetting whore dirty hoe cocksucker pussy asshole that fucks up all the time that has diarrhea and wants to suicide that dosent have a brain and lacks intellegence: OMG I WATCH SEKBIBIDI TOILET ITS THE BEST EVER!!!

Ass-Sniper: *pulls out a fucking Tsar Bomba*

some weird-ass cunt fucking bitch shit ass retard that shits his undies breastfeeding motherfucker crusty musty dusty rusty 2 year old bed-wetting whore dirty hoe cocksucker pussy asshole that fucks up all the time that has diarrhea and wants to suicide that dosent have a brain and lacks intellegence: OMG WHAT IS THIS??? A SIEIBIBDI TOIELT NUEK!!?!!?

Ass-Sniper: Say goodnight, you racist bitch.

some weird-ass cunt fucking bitch shit ass retard that shits his undies breastfeeding motherfucker crusty musty dusty rusty 2 year old bed-wetting whore dirty hoe cocksucker pussy asshole that fucks up all the time that has diarrhea and wants to suicide that dosent have a brain and lacks intellegence: SKIBIDI TOILET DOP DPDO POD YES Y4DSS

*Tsar Bomba'd the fucking baby*

Ass-Sniper: Finally, no more Skibidi Fucking Toilet!

and then that motherfucker died. the end!
by SKELETON68419 November 3, 2023
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