toilet mint

To be in the act of prairie dogging. But while in the act, to take a mint and stick it in your anus. When done shitting, ravage through the mess to find the mint. Proceed to eat it. Also resulting in a nicely scented toilet.

Dude, last night was awesome! I decided to toilet mint, and stuck the mint in my sister's mouth!

by bmeclass May 6, 2010

Toilet Pimp

1. Someone who purposefully 'pimps' their toilet to achieve their maximum seepage discharge rate.

"Oh no! I am constipated! I'll have to pimp my toilet!"

by Fish Plops November 17, 2004

paper toilet

noun. Spanglish meaning for toilet paper. Coined by people who grew up with spanish or french creole speaking relatives by directly mentally translating 'papel de toilet'.

"Chucho don't forget the paper toilet when you go to the bodega."

by bxemsmedic September 15, 2009

poop in the toilet

its when brown thick lines com out of your but and into the toilet bowl.

Luna:i need the flushable wipes i just went poop in the toilet

Janice:ok

**\tosses the flusable wipres to luna*

by anonymous November 26, 2020

Toilet monkey

Monkey that’s in the toilet

John Stamos: Yo what that monkey doin in the

toilet

Steve Jobs: oh yeah that’s toilet monkey nigga he stay willin he crazy af

by Sam Gleason October 16, 2019

toilet paper

the white paper you wipe your bunghole with

toilet paper cleans my junk

by PudiesPie September 9, 2014

Wardrobe Toilet

The occasion when you go to bed so intoxicated, that you stumble out of cloud 9 drunkenly confused and use your wardrobe as a toilet. Awkward the next day when you realise you have urinated all over your shoes and other wardrobey items.

Hannah: "Anne, I bought you this glass of water. What are you doing in the wardrobe with your pants down?"
Anne: (drunkenly mumbles) "wardrobe toilet....."
Hannah: "ummmmm....."

by wardrobetoiletmaster June 7, 2011