by Mike G. Hunt June 12, 2019

A fruit-derived euphemism used in reference to one’s tits, of which are not yet busty enough to be upgraded to being considered melons yet, usually also implying an implicit level of sweetness or tenderness. It is sometimes misunderstood as being a euphemism for one’s dumper, so the meaning is somewhat contextual as well.,
“Agh… fuck! That damn hornet just stung me right in the peaches!
“Ow… my peaches have been feeling all tender and gross. I think my testosterone levels are spiking again.”
“Ow… my peaches have been feeling all tender and gross. I think my testosterone levels are spiking again.”
by Asriel___LOVER May 17, 2025

Girl 1: " Omg! I had the most roughest sex last night!"
Girl 2: " Well at least you didn't get a Nuclear Peach last night, my vagina feels terrible!"
Girl 2: " Well at least you didn't get a Nuclear Peach last night, my vagina feels terrible!"
by Apples12345 June 20, 2011

A sex act which involves the male pulling his penis out of the vagina and cumming on the outside. The male then uses his penis to spread the sperm all over her ass, almost like painting a canvas.
by tcnt20 December 14, 2019

by Fatchod June 11, 2022

a delicious and juicy fruit that you can enjoy in a cobbler but that timothee chalamet also once ravenously fucked in his movie "call me by your name." Peaches have now been all the rage and are sold out from all of your local grocery stores. Employees say that peaches are "not in season" mmh shoreee back up buddy.
My dick sucker 3000 recently ran out of AA batteries so I've been substituting with a juicy peach. Wtf man! I was gonna use that for my thanksgiving cobbler you fat fuck.
by coochieassceiling January 4, 2021

a nonperforming/underachieving mutant
Look at that peach
Guy 1: Look at the guy, not getting much luck with the ladies
Guy 2: That's because hes an absolute peach
Guy 1: Look at the guy, not getting much luck with the ladies
Guy 2: That's because hes an absolute peach
by word-worm March 18, 2013
