Taint Joint

The Taint Joint is something only passed off upon someone in ill will. Marijuana is rolled into a cigarette also commonly know as a joint, later the joint is placed along the taint, secured for a time underneath the sweaty scrotum. Later this joint is given to an unsuspecting victim who in turn later smokes your sweaty taint grease.
I was really pissed at them, so I slipped them a Taint Joint.
by Bob~Da~Builder January 12, 2014
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Ogre Taint

An extreme case of genital chafing that is supplemented by poor hygiene and extreme physical activity. Side effects include, but are not limited to: swamp ass, excessive smegma, raw gooch, and a burning sensation from the upper thighs to the sphincter.
After a three day camping trip in the woods, Timmy had a severe case of ogre taint.

Christopher was in dire need of a shower in order to scrape the funk off his ogre taint following his five mile run.
by Rainbow socks 1101 August 29, 2015
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retro-taint

The various times that having normal body colors become normal and stylish again.
I really enjoyed the date last night. He did not have his eyebrows waxed or his toes french manicured. Very retro-taint.
by Blubby1999 May 14, 2010
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Taint Rocket

When the dick pops out during sex and goes right into the taint
Ow I’m still sore from getting Taint Rocketed last night
by Fatshotgunner August 02, 2020
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Facial taint

Facial taint is the skin space between your nose and your mouth. The space where your mustache lives.
Tony Selleck's mustache is so glorious because he has significant facial taint.
by Austintatiousrows September 08, 2017
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taint tackel

7''-13'' of hard cock
Cheating wife: Did you see Richards taint tackel?
Daughter: Yeah it's on my forehead right now
by Twinkie -\ (0-0) /- January 09, 2018
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taint muffin

a blueberry muffin that now has taint particles on it that weren't there before breakfast.
Gosh darnit, you are being such a taint muffin right now. taint muffin
by taint muffin November 16, 2016
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