by 1024_Bitcoins September 8, 2021
Get the schoolmug. An infernal hellhole where all hopes and dreams are relentlessly sucked out of children by ruthless people who dedicate there lives to the practice of child torture, which is apparenw legal now.
School in a nutshell: you learn useless crap for 12 years so you can get a piece of paper that says you can do more mindless work in a plain old cubicle and earn minimum wage.
Teacher: OK timmy, what is 9*(8/56*5638*89) to the power of 5. You have 30 seconds
Timmy: wut m8 dat aint fair
Teacher: 20 SECONDS
Timmy:*tableflip*
Teacher: OMG you are like, so gonna like, get suspended you rat
Timmy:*contemplates the fact that normal law doesnt apply to school*
(When timmy gets home)
Timmys parents: XUUGUCYXTYVYTXFXGH YCYCYCUCUC YOU GOT WHAT
Teacher:*posts on her twitter,instagram,snapchat, etc(that has her small army of teachers as the only followers)* hAHAHAHAHHAHAHA timmy got rekt m8s lOLOLOLOLOL
School in a nutshell: you learn useless crap for 12 years so you can get a piece of paper that says you can do more mindless work in a plain old cubicle and earn minimum wage.
Teacher: OK timmy, what is 9*(8/56*5638*89) to the power of 5. You have 30 seconds
Timmy: wut m8 dat aint fair
Teacher: 20 SECONDS
Timmy:*tableflip*
Teacher: OMG you are like, so gonna like, get suspended you rat
Timmy:*contemplates the fact that normal law doesnt apply to school*
(When timmy gets home)
Timmys parents: XUUGUCYXTYVYTXFXGH YCYCYCUCUC YOU GOT WHAT
Teacher:*posts on her twitter,instagram,snapchat, etc(that has her small army of teachers as the only followers)* hAHAHAHAHHAHAHA timmy got rekt m8s lOLOLOLOLOL
by A poor innocent child February 7, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. The living hell we are forced to visit every week and learn useless information and be told we are idiot
by hggjgh January 8, 2017
Get the schoolmug. The definition of 90% of the lives of kids aged 5-18. You wake up at 6am to go to what seems like a wonderful place to learn (what they show the parents) but is actually just a shitstorm of faggots, retards, arrogant dickheads and that's the beginning. You then go to classes to learn about some pointless bullshit ranging from hard math to boring English, while if you ask a simple question, you get a detention, while the teacher's pet gets a medal. The teacher then gives you shit all day for essentially nothing. If that's not enough, they then pile on the homework causing you to dread school and not pursue your hopes and dreams because one day you will pass with a bunch of irrelevant bullshit that's not even related to your job.
Mr Louiz: So now today we will learn about the complete works of Shakespeare.
Jimmy: Sir, what relevance does this have to anything?
Mr Louiz: DETENTION JIMMY!
Jimmy: Ugh.
Mr Louiz: ANOTHER HOUR JIMMY!
--One hour later--
Mr Louiz: And so now your homework is to learn the entire script of Hamlet for our class test which no-one else has to do!
--The next morning--
Mr Johns: Jimmy, why are you sleeping?
Jimmy: Oh sir, my English teacher piled on homework and I got absolutely no sleep last night.
Mr Johns: Sure Jimmy, that's an hour's detention.
Jimmy: But Sir, I'm not lying.
Mr Johns: Another hour, Jimmy!
Jimmy: GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS SCHOOL!
Jimmy: Sir, what relevance does this have to anything?
Mr Louiz: DETENTION JIMMY!
Jimmy: Ugh.
Mr Louiz: ANOTHER HOUR JIMMY!
--One hour later--
Mr Louiz: And so now your homework is to learn the entire script of Hamlet for our class test which no-one else has to do!
--The next morning--
Mr Johns: Jimmy, why are you sleeping?
Jimmy: Oh sir, my English teacher piled on homework and I got absolutely no sleep last night.
Mr Johns: Sure Jimmy, that's an hour's detention.
Jimmy: But Sir, I'm not lying.
Mr Johns: Another hour, Jimmy!
Jimmy: GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS SCHOOL!
by A LIVING BREATHING MCMUFFIN April 5, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. It is also known as a jail for your kids.Every day(except the weekends) a yellow bus arrives to pick up your child
then it goes to a very specific place which is called "School" there are teachers who are teaching kids subjects such as math,about nature and etc.Now why do they call it jail? School buses are yellow,same color buses are used to deliver the inmates to jail. no one on the earth likes going to school(except some nerds) because there are 6+ lessons every day.Kids are not interested to the teachers,some of those kids are disturbing the whole class...they are annoying aren't they? and the worst part about school are homeworks.They get back home tired after those lessons and teachers are giving them extra work at home.I mean seriously thats a waste of energy isn't it? Thats why do i(and maybe majority of students) call school "Jail" Thanks for reading this i think most of you will disagree with my opinion but still.Have a nice day everyone😊
then it goes to a very specific place which is called "School" there are teachers who are teaching kids subjects such as math,about nature and etc.Now why do they call it jail? School buses are yellow,same color buses are used to deliver the inmates to jail. no one on the earth likes going to school(except some nerds) because there are 6+ lessons every day.Kids are not interested to the teachers,some of those kids are disturbing the whole class...they are annoying aren't they? and the worst part about school are homeworks.They get back home tired after those lessons and teachers are giving them extra work at home.I mean seriously thats a waste of energy isn't it? Thats why do i(and maybe majority of students) call school "Jail" Thanks for reading this i think most of you will disagree with my opinion but still.Have a nice day everyone😊
You have school tomorrow,go to sleep!
by Nedux007 October 30, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. by Hdhjbyh March 18, 2018
Get the Schoolmug.