Diabetes Titties

Huge, floppy, fat titties, usually accompanied by skinny legs and ass. This body can only be attained through years of cigarette smoking, convenience store eating and Medicade. Preference of drink usually includes a fruity boxed wine. Meals consist of any encased meat on a bleached flour bun or a cream based casserole. Sketchers footwear preferred.

That bitch at the VFW had some nice ole diabetes titties. Then I seen her skinny legs wrapped around the bar stool.

by Section 8 pope June 14, 2015

titty-feeling

To touch someone breast; To have an arousal.

Eg ;Your partner standing behind you reached over your shoulder or go under your arms and did a titty-feeling to your breast.

by fancii2bird March 13, 2021

titty murf

A camel toe and wedgie variant when a shirt gets wedged into the underside of ones breast and is slowly consumed by any additional motion.

Joey is so fat, any time he sits down he starts developing a titty murf!

by not_gsand April 04, 2014

Pineapple titties

A thing of great importance, but is easily stolen. They are usually taken for revenge.

“I stole Layla’s pineapple titties!”

by AAEGH and a half April 12, 2019

Land titties

A beautiful pair of mountains perfectly in the shape of female breasts.

The most beautiful sunset over those land titties.

by Oro173 November 26, 2016

brickin titties

When it’s cold and your nipples get hard. Similar to bricked up but for women’s nipples.

“It’s brickin titties out here,” says a girl when she’s outside in cold weather.

by meaygayn June 06, 2023

Priest of titties

Common nickname for the Magic the Gathering card “Priest of Titania”.

It’s not an elf deck without priest of titties.

by BaronTvirus March 11, 2021