Pseudo-threesome

Having sex with someone twice the size of a normal person.

I had sex with a chick so large it was a pseudo-threesome.

by Bustanut-Tech April 8, 2010

Bottom Threeder

A person on the TV show American Idol who is frequently in the bottom three, but somehow stays on the show.

Jacob Lusk is the biggest bottom threeder and i don't know who keeps voting for him.

by idolhater June 14, 2011

Hard Three

1. When you are asked to pay a 3 dollar surcharge for driving your friends after offering to drive.
2. Extremely unimpressive girth

1. Yo broths, if you need a ride, all you have to do is pay me a hard three.
2. My sister was planning on hooking up with this guy, but after she saw he had a hard three, she got the fuck out of there.

by bpkings9 January 2, 2012

whale threesome

The act of having sex while you or your partner is laying on a friends back. The friend serves no sexual purpose other than to hold the two of you up.

The other night, after Scott fell asleep, my girlfriend and I had a whale threesome with him.

by The whale threesome guy May 11, 2016

mexican threesome

When you and yo girl fuck a chipotle burrito at the same time.

Guy 2: Dude, Rebecca said you had a threesome?
Guy 1: Yeah, with a chipotle burrito
Guy 2: Dafuq?
Guy 1: Yeah we had a mexican threesome

by mexican threesome May 30, 2017

Oklahoma threesome

An Oklahoma threesome involves a man, a goat and a pony. It usually involves the man having anal sex with the goat while the pony performs a rimjob on the man.

Ma caught shitty Bill having an Oklahoma threesome in the barn. He was feeding to the goat while the pony licked his heiny.

by Egor Gorginski August 4, 2017

dutch threesome

When you masturbate with both hands.

I don't like to pick favourites so I decided to do have a dutch threesome.

by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017