dire sneaky ninja

It is when someone has sex with someone from ISIS in a balaclava
Hey I just did a dire sneaky ninja with a guy from Syria the other day
by Mr SwagManYep February 05, 2016
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Sneaky beer

When you hide a beer somewhere so when the party runs out of alcohol, You have your secret stash of beers. You can go retrieve thy sneaky beer while others suffer.
Omg I was we had more beer I’m so thirsty. Max do you have any?

Max: HEHE I HAVE THY SNEAKY BEER

*pulls beer out of sneaky beer pocket*

OMG MAX YOUR SO COOL!
by Mullinator11 January 05, 2022
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Sneaky Randy

Shit on the floor, just everywhere. Coat every surface in shit, leave no spot untouched.
Some guy did a Sneaky Randy at my school the other day, hazmat says we can go back next month
by Roadkill Randy November 18, 2021
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sneaky nugget

A game played by a group of scouts in Tasmania where you sneak a piece of real poop into an unexpected place. For example you reach your hand into the bag of potato chips and you pull out an unpleasant surprise.
Have you ever played Sneaky Nugget? Take a dump, save it and slip it into your friends sleeping bag for a surprise when he turns in.
by Jawny B. March 19, 2016
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Sneaky Brown-Pig

The act of pulling a peers pants down halfway, then shifting your anus above their undergarments and begin defficating. After you are done: pull the pants to their original upright position.
Mickey: Hey Paul, last time I gave Ryan the Sneaky Brown-Pig, I got sent home from the office.

Paul: Well Mickey, he even told you that was his last pair of slacks..
by Willywanker November 27, 2013
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The Sneaky Bandit

When one sneaks into a bedroom or an area where someone is sleeping. You then proceed to masterbate(or rub one out) on the sleeping persons face and quickly sneaking back out before that person awakes
I gave Sally the sneaky bandit while she slept in the next room
by ALBLOCK December 03, 2010
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Sneaky Turd

turds that are disappointingly hard to see because they sneak out of sight below the water
damn I was trying to take a photo of my amazing shit but it turned out to be a sneaky turd
by itakephotosofmyshit January 31, 2021
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