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Jumped in my Grave

The act of highjacking someones seat without their knowledge, usually when they are hitting the shitter.
Dude, I got to take a dump and come back and you jumped in my grave!
by BT3100 April 23, 2010
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White Guys Jumping

hey did you see white guys jumping? looks like someone mustve bought a trampoline
by nig00h May 16, 2006
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jump off the g4

get off my dick, command for dick riders to dismount the g4
1) Caz: "Then fools stay jockin my shit"

Al: "Tell them niggas jump off the g4"
by caz money August 8, 2007
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Jumping Cheese Stick

The new slang term for a blonde person who jumps up and down way too much at football games, homecoming dances, etc,...

It also means "A stupid blonde person that jumps too much"
Girl 1: "Ben is such a jumping cheese stick, god!"

Girl 2: "eh ma gawd i know right?! I will never date a jumping cheese stick!"
by VSpell957 November 6, 2011
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Colorado Bean Jump

When you and your sexual partner break into a Taco Bell and participate in violet acts of sodomy using the taco ingredients then later putting the ingredients back to be eaten by people the next day.
"Me and Stacy are gonna head up to Taco Bell tonight to participate in a Colorado Bean Jump with her parents."

Tim's hoe slowly poured a Baja Blast on his penis during the Colorado Bean Jump.
by Bean Duncan November 3, 2017
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jumping the plasma grenade

Similar to jumping the grenade whereby your wing man distracts the unattractive friend so you can hit on the attractive one, only in this case the unattractive friend is severely mentally and/or physically handicapped.
His wing man, valiantly jumping the plasma grenade, endured drool and stiff upper limbs so that he could chat up her caregiver.
by Yabadass June 12, 2013
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go jump in a hole

An insult given to a very obnoxious person
Land: I know everything and am going to be really obnoxious about it.

Jam: Go jump in a hole
by Djsns December 4, 2013
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