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The Maine Man

And I'm not talking about Lobo from DC. With a final KDA of 18/-1/? we have... Robert Card. *Insert conservative John Wayne vigilante delusion*

Hym "Wait... -1? Oooh... He killed himself. So... Now what? I had to sit and listen to conservatives talk about 'If I wOuLd HaVe BeEn ThErE...' and how you needed to kill him, so... Now what? You're AWFULLY quiet now that he fed himself a bullet. So... Yeah. What do you do? What happens now? You're not taking the guns. That's NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN (Stop asking) and NO if you would have been there you would NOT have killed him. He would have seen a faggot in a cowboy hat and shot you first (not a gay faggot but a YOU faggot). You woild have been wiping ice cream off your kids face and you would have died like everyone else. You're not special.
More guns isn't going to do anything. The people who want guns already have them. If MORE PEOPLE HAD THEM then you would have had 5 people pulling their guns at the same time, they turn and look in the direction of the gunshots, shoot the first person they see, it wasn't the guy because 2-20% of all casualties in combat are friendly fire. He was hospitalized. His rights were taken away because he had spoken about wanting to do a shooting. Didn't affect his ability to kill. You can't take his rights away any harder. So you can't say 'we need to take the rights of would-be killers away' you already did that. Doesn't work. I told you it doesn't work. What did you actually accomplish? You locked him in a hospital for 7 days. Took his rights away. And then tossed him back into the wild and it's like... What does that do for him? The mental health industry has failed all of you. 7 days in a room and turning him into a second-class citizen does WHAT exactly? If he had asked for help... What would he have gotten from any of you other than that? 'You need to stop playing the victim and work harder' THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE SAID! So... Now what? I'm not hearing anything from any of you. No justice. You didn't get to unleash you sadistic revenge fantasies on him. The Maine Man just kills himself after he does it. Nothing happens. No one learns anything."
by Hym Iam October 31, 2023
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The 602 On The Main

The best place in all of Bastrop Tx.....FUCK THAT TEXAS....this place is always poppin with live music and good drinks. Everyone is always glad you stopped by and it has the greatest food around from the burgers to the alfredo..(its all good)
The best part of this place is the workers and regulars, the real heart of the place, they are always playfull with themselves and others but never with their food or work...so my only advice to yous...STOP BY WONTCHA!
COOL DUDE: Hey man are you going to The 602 On The Main? I heard theres live music and TZ's on fry so the foods definitely gonna be good!

LAME LOSER GUY: Naw man I think ima go to old town instead cause i hate myself.
by GIVE_ IT_ UP_ TO_ ME November 12, 2023
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Main Ging

A main ging is your cool ginger friend who can relate to everything; the main person you will go to and can always depend on.
Dude:Hey yo it's the Main ging
Main ging: hey Brutha how's it be?
by Mainging April 7, 2016
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Maine Lobster Roll

You begin by repetitively inserting your penis into the woman’s anal cavity until the “pink sock” releases and comes out. You then finish on it for the “mayo” of the lobster roll. You complete the lobster roll by opening your mouth as if it’s the bun, and putting the cum topped pink sock in your mouth.
Dude… I heard Nate pulled off a Maine Lobster Roll with his girlfriend!
by xmsmuh15 May 25, 2022
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Main-Characteritis

When someone thinks that they're always the smartest, toughest, prettiest or just the most interesting person in the room without actually being able to back it up.
"Why does Alyssa always talk so loud? It's like she wants the people next door to hear her, too."
"Just try to ignore her, she has Main-Characteritis."
by Dirtball Supreme September 2, 2021
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On Main

Saying something to a group or on a social media platform that you meant to say or that should have been said in private or in a DM.
She didn't have to put it on main, she could have called me directly.
by meyeusername April 20, 2022
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dva main

a dva main is a piece of shit. no more to it.

shower once a month
blames everything on teamates
is retarded
"you fucking dva main go shower"
"dva main go payload retard"
"you dva mains keep on being retarded"
by QuandaleDingIe September 29, 2022
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