Jordan Perez

A really soft ass person

Stop being a Jordan Perez and sending hearts to your gir.

by BlackRooster696969 August 9, 2017

Jordan Mcginn

Fucking cool guy with a 11 in her. Was the first ever laid and slays 24/7. Watch your back or he will fuck your bitches vag and bumhole.

I'm such a Jordan Mcginn

by Official Jordan June 21, 2016

Jordan Pele

he is a tall handsome or fine boy
who is really good at art and science
he used to date a girl named eno-mfon
and he is really good at getting bitches and hoes

he is handsome like JORDAN PELE

by black pele February 2, 2023

The Jordan Shuffle

When a tall man walks heavily down the sidewalk, dragging his feet.

Jordan twisted his foot doing "The Jordan Shuffle".

by BeccaJean December 22, 2020

jordan little

A hot hunk of junk with cow meat that he got from his daddy alex. he is the second from alex and matches his hot masculinity. Jordan Little is good with his tongue and fast with his fingers. he also fucks the shit out of his chair in his room.

Girl 1: Bitch have you seen Jordan Little naked?
Girl 2: No but I heard his meat is bigger than Alex’s but Alex is still daddy!!!!

by mihhtnbeb January 2, 2020

Airhead Jordan

An increasingly popular disparaging and well-deserved nickname for the twice-failed candidate for Speaker of the House, Jim Jordan.

We like to call him ‘Shit for Brains’ but somehow ‘Airhead Jordan’ seems a little catchier.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2023

jordan rodgers

A thot. Someone who is the most basic

Jordan Rodgers is a thot

by I Love Jesus Mucho April 20, 2018