Gravy Train

The act of gluing shreds of paper to your cock and then analy going down on your partner or significant other causing paper cuts and spilling human gravy all over your cock and re lubing it.

Yo me and my gf had a whacky and silly gravy train yesterday!

by UwUCumSlut February 18, 2023

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Gravy

An absolute worthless pieces of shit.. smokes way too much weed and fancies his cousin

Jimmy saville was such a gravy

by Matty Gboy69 April 6, 2021

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A term of endearment designed acknowledge the high value of an item of others which does not resonate or have any desirable qualities to yourself .

(Derived from an antiquated decorative vessel for sauces that are essentially obsolete, which were collected at a point in American history)

Thomas: check out this badass limited edition Cowboys jersey I got signed by Dak Prescott!

Haley: That’s a glorious gravy boat! Go sports!

by vangloriousskookum January 18, 2023

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Gravy Crater

The pool of semen that accumulates in one's navel following a vigorous round of masturbation. Conversely, the pool of semen that accumulates in one's partner's navel following either pulling-out during intercourse or practicing the 'on me not in me' method of safer sex/frottage/pregnancy prevention.

As they lay next to each other, spent from their lustful exertion, Bill began to dip his fingers in Mike's gravy crater, delivering their salty sweetness to his tongue. "Damn, I'm a good cook", he said with a wicked smile.

by SonoranBear April 4, 2012

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