The act of taking a poo, then leaving without any acknowledgment of its existence including wiping, flushing or saying goodbye.
by lexicon55 August 11, 2021
Get the Ghost the deucemug. by Cletuscrow February 8, 2015
Get the Deuce of Hazzardmug. 
A police officer and/or CO. Originating from prisons and county jails, this term is used to alert others of correctional officers entering the unit/cell block. Once out of incarceration, many former inmates continue to use this term to alert others of (a) law enforcement official(s) presence.
Most of us saw the correctional officer enter the unit. Many inmates yelled "deuce deuce!" in a vain attempt to alert the men smoking marijuana in the bathroom.
(inmate no.1)What happened to alI of your ass tobacco? (inmate no.2)I saw the deuce deuce coming in for the raid and I threw it across the unit. (inmate no.1) Daaaamn bro. That sucks!
(inmate no.1)What happened to alI of your ass tobacco? (inmate no.2)I saw the deuce deuce coming in for the raid and I threw it across the unit. (inmate no.1) Daaaamn bro. That sucks!
by Oatmeal the serial killer April 18, 2018
Get the Deuce Deucemug. A synonym for the word "too". Since deuce means the number 2, and "two" and "too" sound the same, you can sub it.
by Black107 November 1, 2006
Get the deucemug. A poop taken outside of the home and under non-ideal conditions for privacy and time allowed and perhaps even boosted in frequency due to the overindulgence associated with vacation or travel.
The food and partying was great but the frequent Road Deuces made the trip a little more challenging.
by Prediction? Pain August 27, 2022
Get the Road Deucemug. Person A: Yo did you hear Paw is moving to Toronto?
Person B: Oh shit really man? Gotta take an honorary deuce for him.
Person B: Oh shit really man? Gotta take an honorary deuce for him.
by Pins Mcgee December 22, 2013
Get the Honorary Deucemug.