riched

to have jizzed in your pants, typically instantly.

That girl just stretched and I riched everywhere!

by dumhawd June 22, 2011

rich white con

a white guy who’s a douche who shows off his parents money

that dude is such a rich white con

by sadderyeeyee April 18, 2019

kid rich

when you have under 1000 bucks

"yo bro i got 100 bucks for my bday! im kid rich!"

by Xintoxツ August 21, 2023

rich people poor

When you can afford the basics but nothing else. Didn't grow up with the nice clothes, new electronics, vacations, etc Still had food on the plate, still had some clothing, still had internet access (if gen z)
synonyms: working class, lower middle class
Basically: You're poor according to the middle class, upper-middle class and the rich, but you're too rich for "true poverty"
Often gatekept out of being "disadvantaged" or being "just above the poverty line", but didn't grow up with the luxuries of the middle class or the upper class

Tyler: Why Don't You Have a PS5 or an Air Fryer, Dennis?

Dennis: I'm rich people poor

by Smurkio January 3, 2024

Rich Man's Boner

The erection you get when you find a 20 dollar bill on the street

Tim found a 20 on the street the other day and got a throbbing rich man's boner

by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023

Fresh Toilet Rich

So rich that you can afford to have your toilet replaced by a fresh one after you use it once.

"Forget about making six figures, I'm trying to get Fresh Toilet Rich!"

by BlorpBlorp August 31, 2017

Country Rich Faggots

A Robben-Barren sociopath who steals happiness, roasts others in negativity consistently, neglects others continuously. While also blaming others for there own faults. With no financial budgeting skills.

Those Country Rich Faggots with the squatted truck and a crew of potheads who disregards and cuts throughs traffic blasting stanky droopy watery tunes while reckoning havock on the highway.

by eyetried January 10, 2023