finger treats

The act of inserting usually 2 (but can be as many as 5) fingers into a prepped va jaja usually by warming up with the jimmy jam. Can also be used on one's self but is slightly more difficult then the jimmy jam. Unless you have knuckle draggers.

I was going to give her the finger treats to feed the monster but she wanted the cock.

by boondocks5 September 25, 2007

Red Carpet Treatment

(a) When you go down on a woman when she is on her period, or
(b) when you do a girl in all sorts of positions when she is on her cycle
(c) when you finger a girl/woman inside her while she is on her period.

Dude, my girl is so horny when she's on the rag, I had to give her the red carpet treatment.

by MarquesW June 24, 2010

Teatotaller

A fucking nube who doesn’t drink alcohol and makes you feel bad about yourself for doing it

“No thank you. I’ll just have a cup of hot tea” “gosh, I hate teatotallers”

by chazzy-d August 4, 2018

Gasper Treatment

BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!


That is sooooo owned!!!

Better than being jimmed lol

by Liquid-Cesium March 15, 2005

street theater

It's a term that actually goes all the way back to 1600 Victoria-era England. Certain women, in an act of trying to get into certain high-end social circles, would openly and crudely mock and ridcule other women in hopes of publically humiliating them, oftentimes using what was considered course language back in the day.

One woman was ridiculing another and it was such street theater.

by TankMN November 8, 2006

treats

a treat is something more than special. A profoundly excellent item or some amazing news. a treat can be alot of things. sometimes your days will be filled with treats, other days they wont. chin up on the treat-less days

"I just got fifa 08, An eighth and A few bevvies"
'TRREEEEAAATTTSSSS'

Brendon: LEAVE IT GUYS!!! TESSA IS MY TREATS GIRL!! ITS LOVE.

by Nelson Scamp April 22, 2008

Triple Threat

Porking the juicebox. Flicking the Bean. Spitting on the slit.

Andy put the triple threat on this turkey head last night. His neighbors could hear her yelling and him responding with a GEET.

by Ram Horn the Big Nig June 27, 2010