Tom Cruise

An actor whose work has been called 'less then Napoleon Dynamite'.

Why won't Tom Cruise come out of the closet?

by Jason Marak713 May 3, 2011

Tom's jokes

Tom's jokes are hilarious in the beginning but gets overused. It make's Tom's friends cringe but new people laugh.

Tom's jokes made that new cute girl laugh. I didn't laugh. I've heard him joke about his broken heart too many times oml.

by Man bun March 20, 2018

Tom Trickaries

The act involved in Tom foolaries

Dad-Yawl boys doin that Tom Foolaries today?
Son-No sir.not at all
Dad-Well i know good and well youns are.ya better take your Tom Trickaries summers else!

by danerdawg September 28, 2009

Tom Grapp

An online blackjack dumb enough to split 6's. Also known to eat a bag of dicks.

Tom Grapp did you just split 6's? Eat a bag of dicks.

by TheOtherGuy69 January 16, 2011

Tom Sauce

An Aussie term for Tomato Sauce that is far more fluent to speak. The word roles of the tongue with a certain tenacity.

Hey Bluey can you pass the bloody Tom Sauce up this end of the bloody table. Need to put sum on me mystery bag snag.

by jimmyRecard May 30, 2011

Tom Willis

A white henpecked husband of a black woman. From the U.S. sitcom The Jeffersons.

You got to show her who's the man. Don't be a Tom Willis.

by BigBJ March 3, 2008

The Tom Sentence

the easiest and simplest sentence on a page. Often used in school as the easiest sentence a teacher could ask you to read out loud in class.

Also related to The Tom Question. The easiest question a teacher could ask you.

Wow Mingguang, LaoShi just gave you The Tom Sentence to read.

I know, it had all the words from Chinese I.

by LaoShu67 February 23, 2009