toilet mint

To be in the act of prairie dogging. But while in the act, to take a mint and stick it in your anus. When done shitting, ravage through the mess to find the mint. Proceed to eat it. Also resulting in a nicely scented toilet.

Dude, last night was awesome! I decided to toilet mint, and stuck the mint in my sister's mouth!

by bmeclass May 6, 2010

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Toilet Pimp

1. Someone who purposefully 'pimps' their toilet to achieve their maximum seepage discharge rate.

"Oh no! I am constipated! I'll have to pimp my toilet!"

by Fish Plops November 17, 2004

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The Tayto Toilets

the best group created

tayto toilets > you

the tayto toilets are better than you LOL

by Crystal <3 August 21, 2021

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Wardrobe Toilet

The occasion when you go to bed so intoxicated, that you stumble out of cloud 9 drunkenly confused and use your wardrobe as a toilet. Awkward the next day when you realise you have urinated all over your shoes and other wardrobey items.

Hannah: "Anne, I bought you this glass of water. What are you doing in the wardrobe with your pants down?"
Anne: (drunkenly mumbles) "wardrobe toilet....."
Hannah: "ummmmm....."

by wardrobetoiletmaster June 7, 2011

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skibidi toilet

the worst fucking word on the planet,straight from fucking hell,this is literally a fucking toilet with a head screaming out random words that people call a "meme" even though its not fucking funny,literally worse than the ohio meme because only 2 year old with no fucking braincells like it,has cringy characters in its series that people simp for,even people above 6 know its fucking cringe

2 year old with no braincells:abababsba

mom:awww look timmy is watching a video

dad:okay

2 year old with no braincells:skibidi bom bom bom yes yes skibi bombodi ni ni skibidi toilet sigma

dad:fuck this child im leaving

by ThisisACertifiedUDaccount October 31, 2023

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