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Cock goblin

1. A driver who, having initially sped up to pass another driver, proceeds to drive at the exact same speed as the other car.

2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.
Can you believe how many cock goblins there are in this road? I never want to drive in Virginia ever again.
by jaggazoom November 11, 2017
mugGet the Cock goblinmug.

hob goblin

Bruh i saw that hob goblin arely today in the hall butt naked asking for quarters
by pussymonster100 March 4, 2022
mugGet the hob goblinmug.

gret goblin

A person who is a fiend for a gret (cig)
OMG, James will literally do anything for a gret. What a gret goblin.
by shrekisgay April 12, 2022
mugGet the gret goblinmug.

mean baby goblin

The mean baby goblin that lives in my house ate my donuts and drank my pepsi
by BubbyCat21 October 2, 2020
mugGet the mean baby goblinmug.

toilet goblin

a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop
ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin
by bananabean 1957 April 26, 2021
mugGet the toilet goblinmug.

Bridge goblin

You here about Dan and Tina?
Yeah they didn't want their parents catching them having sex again so they did it under the bridge
Lol total bridge goblins
by Plat's gat December 19, 2021
mugGet the Bridge goblinmug.

A Goblin

Giving a goblin - is when you massage/rub someone’s anus with the knuckle of your thumb whilst snarling at them viciously.
Last night I gave Jenny a goblin and she loved it!
by BadHandsJeff February 15, 2020
mugGet the A Goblinmug.

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