crotch talk

When a male stands in front of another person that is in the sitting position and sticks his crotch in their face while speaking to them.

Milo stop crotch talking the freshman girls cafeteria table

by Dan Dwan Artist January 31, 2009

Strawberry Talk

A small talk or chit-chat, usually on the phone or online, that two lovers exchange. The content of these talks is usually of a flattering (though not to say insincere) nature. The two lovers talk of their, well, love for each other and praise one another's good aspects. These can include (but are not required to have) elements of sexual suggestion or innuendo.

Note: The Best Friends of the male lover hate these, as they feel it invades on "Bro Time". See: BBH

"Oh, look, it's Jim on his cell again, having those little strawberry talks with Angela. Doesn't he know how gay that makes him?"

by TheCrowVictorious June 21, 2009

we need to talk

Girl language for "I'm about to smash your heart to tiny pieces"
The best thing to do in this situation is cry. Crying shows sensitivity. Tell her you've never been happier with a woman and beg her not to break your heart. Most of the time, YOU are the victim. Be very careful though, it could be something small.

Annie: We need to talk.
Josh: What's wrong?
Annie: I might have feelings for someone else.
Josh: This really hurts. Please don't break my heart, I can't take it.
Annie: We're only taking a short break, I care about you and I don't want to hurt you.
Josh: *Choking up* You know I've never been happier with a woman. Please don't ruin this for me.
Annie: It's only a break, I just need time to figure out my feelings.
Josh: *Softly sobbing*
Annie: Please don't cry
Josh: I can't help it at this point, I'm so scared of having my heart broken again
Annie, a few days later: I love you. Let's be together

by MusicalDeity August 18, 2010

Man talk

a series of grunts and groans that men have used to communicate with each other since the dawn of time.

man: Hhnnnn (while pointing)
Woman: i don't speak man talk
man: it's over over there! gaarghh

by Zeppo VonZapp November 9, 2010

Deep Bro Talk

A serious talk between two close male friends, in which they talk about all the things going on in their life at the moment. Deep bro talks are sacred meetings, and all the things discussed during them cannot be told to anyone else without the other's consent.

Sam had a deep bro talk with David about his crush on Sammy.

bro real bro-talk talk friends meeting real talk

by The Grand Negus June 21, 2013

real talk on the real tip

1.) an absolute truth; all jokes aside.

1.) If Ali was telling Kirstin that all the sweaters on the tables at Finishline looked like shit, she would say:
"Kirstin, Real talk on the real tip all of the sweaters look like shit."

2.)Real talk on the real tip Finishline is the best place to get your kicks.

3.)Hey Ali, real talk on the real tip Matt just dipped to take a smoking break.

by kcslice November 29, 2009

'Street' Talk

See idiotspeak.

Yet another bastardization of the English Language.....

by Shawn B. December 10, 2003