Cat Girl Taylor Swift

One of Taylor Swifts alter egos

Wow she likes cat girl Taylor swift, She must be emo

by Cat Girl Taylor Swift June 30, 2021

The Light Switch

David, David really switched up when he moved to Orlando. He really hasn't been the same person since. That man switched up so hard we call him The Light Switch.

We call David The Light Switch because he moved to Orlando and became a whole different person.

by HGILLIS October 29, 2021

Lidl Taylor Swift

A creative person, usually a writer, a poet, a singer who writes their own lyrics, who draws from personal experiences and infuses their work with it, but will never be as good as Taylor Swift because she IS the music industry. A big part of Taylor Swift's discography is famously known for being inspired by romantic partners from her real life. "Lidl" is a European chain value for money grocery store chain. It is known for having store name brand items for very low prices. Like an Aldi. Any artist essentially can call themselves Lidl Taylor Swift no matter their medium as long as their work is at least inspired by personal events.

nick: how does publishing your short story about your high school bullies feel?
anna: amazing! I felt like Lidl Taylor Swift.

by poetsmith November 22, 2021

Dr. Swift

A girl who's nipples protrude through her bra, clothes, jacket, and into an alternate universe

Dude she's a dr. Swift!

Watch your eyes!!!

by That girl tho1 January 21, 2014

switch lanes

a guy putting his dick in a girls vagina then immediately putting it into her ass and switching back and forth periodically like so.

guy: bitch you got a nice pussy but ive been drivin it crazy for so long i want to switch lanes

by roxy rodgers November 19, 2013

taylor swift

hot country babe that america cannot live without.

dude 1: hey, let's go to that taylor swift concert, she is such a babe.

dude 2: it sold out in one minute!!!! darn.

by turls November 17, 2009

switch hitter

The practice of masterbating alternatively with the left and right hand. This prevents ones dick from bending to the left or right after many years of jerking it.

Women love my straight cock. The secret is being a switch hitter.

by smalldong November 25, 2013