Person 1: What is Mike doing he act like an idiots
Perosn 2: He just dont know how to make his baby stand.
Perosn 2: He just dont know how to make his baby stand.
by Kagetane May 2, 2019

When you decide to stay with someone for a week, get there account information and social security card, then leave them with nothing
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

by Realrep February 27, 2024

This is when you plan to end it with a bang. You hang yourself, while jerking off to a picture of your best friend’s mom, and right before you blow your load you shoot yourself. Most effective is you do it as your best friend is entering in the room your in.
by Humpdaddy August 7, 2020

by burntseals December 3, 2023

by RaceCarVeterinarian August 1, 2023

Justin: "You're not getting it, it's not CLOCKING to you. It's not clocking to you that I'm standing on business, is it?"
Paparazzi: "Dude wtf are you on about"
Paparazzi: "Dude wtf are you on about"
by KeepTheDamnSocksOn July 1, 2025
