staines

When you get a double blowjob from two hookers at the same time and leave without paying them.

ohn: "How was last night dude?"

Michael: " Last night was epic John. Went out on the sesh and pulled a staines. The only downside was that I got shoved and got a minor graze. But fuck it, was definitely worth it!

by rofltson April 24, 2017

Shit stain

The definition of what every human in the world is

you are a Shit stain

by Factsspitter334 April 23, 2022

Scoot Stain

The trail of pussy juices you leave behind like a slug while you run away from combat.

Breach: Thanks for the help in that last fight..
Jett: I had to change my position!

Breach: Don't lie, I could see your scoot stain while you ran.

by PlatKnight16 November 27, 2022

Stain

Used as a cover up word for "steal". usually used in public to not arouse suspicion

"shit, i don't got money, lets stain this shit"

by anonymous161116111611 May 29, 2024

stained tator

When your doing another person and your nuts hit their ass hole and the get shit on them

My wife gave me the old stained tator last night while having sex

by Nottafuzz October 19, 2018

Ox Stain

When a grotesquely obese hooker brushes against your leg at a bar and leaves a cum stain (remaining from a long days work) on your jeans dripping onto your cowboy boots.

“Mother fucker, that fat ass whore just rubbed her nasty pussy on my knee and gave my good wranglers an ox stain.”

by MattyMcNasty May 31, 2018

Wood stain

Male cum.

There's wood stain all over my face.

by LighLigh February 24, 2022