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spootoast

When a man cums on a piece of toast and lets somebody eat it.
Angela ate spootoast on our honeymoon
by Spootoast June 18, 2008
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spootsbacon

a fictional food that you can buy on a planet called earth; a meme
SPOOTS--> funny
BACON--> type of food

SPOOTS+BACON= FUNNY TYPE OF FOOD
I GOT SOME OF DEEZ SPOOTSBACONS IN MY GROCERY BAG.
by soggy wontons December 6, 2021
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scootabout

We are going to the store in our scootabout. So there for we are going to scootabout to the store.
by Stew Pidfuck October 25, 2007
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scooter scrap

a southsider so called puttingit down a\on a scooter usually seen in groups one walking and the other one ridin an then take turns switching
mr.criminal was in town scooter scrapping it
by $ilent14 August 9, 2008
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Scooty Brown

When you are doing #2. Dropping the deuce. Crapping, pooping, etc.
I'll BRB, gotta Scooty Brown!
by Oats22 August 9, 2008
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Shoot poo

"Excuse me a minute doll, I need to shoot poo."
by JJ Bigs February 20, 2009
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Scooter License

when a male performs sexual intercourse with a fat chick & try's his upmost not be caught because the fear of being social outcasted by his peers. Originates from the Joke"what does a fat chick{ & a scooter have in common? There both fun to ride until your mates find out"
Jonno was awarded a "scooter license" after hansel walked in on him reverse pile driving that 300 pound fat chick from the party last night...
by rathole November 25, 2009
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