Spanked

A term used if you've done too much ketamine! Which usually results in a massive k hole

mate, I'm spanked!!!

that line spanked me!

by hazyb May 8, 2010

Spank Bubble

The subject of one's sexual fantasy during masturbation, usually had by someone with a penis that he can "spank."

Sometimes referred to as "Spank Tank."

"You think about that girl all the time, she's totally your spank bubble."

or

"That girl is hot. I'm gonna make her a part of my next spank bubble."

by Oracularecho January 14, 2009

Spank Hank

A piece of cloth, often an old tee-shirt or pair of boxer shorts that you don't wear anymore, used to wipe up semen after ejaculation. Also known as a cum cloth.

That free tee-shirt that I got from work will make a fine spank hank.

by Remington Bonestrong July 9, 2009

Spanish Jungle

A phrase used by someone who is perplexed, but cannot find the right curse words to express their anger.

John - "Honey, I think it is time we see other people"
Jane - "Urgh!! Spanish Jungle!"

by C.P.C. September 10, 2010

spank bank

n.

1. A collection of visuals that one stores in their memory for future self satisfying purposes (i.e. nipslips, cleavage, thongs)
2. The mental file of all the times one has had sex.

1. Did you see her ass? Ya, I'm totally putting that in the spank bank.
2. Last night I had sex with Lisa, another deposit in the spank bank.

by AllYouNeedToKnow February 5, 2014

ankel spanker

the cock,penis,one eyed willie

put your ankel spanker away

by getch1er March 30, 2007

jew spank

The act of being Jewish or helping/communicating with a person of Jewish decent.

Did you know that Nick is a jew spank?

by iMonsteriRawr October 21, 2010