Lint Spider

When lint falls out off your asscrack

“Jerry had lint spiders all up in him crack”

by Papertowelroll February 4, 2021

Superior Spider-Man

When Doctor Octopus swap minds with Peter Parker until He regain his body back proven that Otto could never be Spider-man in the first place.

The Superior Spider-man divided the fans well.

by Scott the Anchor baby September 14, 2021

The Spider-man

When getting ready to cum, you do the spider-man shooting a web move and yell “Tooooobbbbeeeeyyy” as you finish on her face!

Last night I was hooking up with this chick and I hit her with the Spider-Man, Yelled Tooobbbeeeyyyy so loud I thought I was gonna open a portal to another multiverse!

by Dogwood816 March 2, 2022

Shaft spacer

The flesh of a woman's taint separating two penises during an act of double penetration.

"Damn I thought that girls Shaft Spacer was going to split last night. "

"OMG that shaft spacer was stretched to the max bro"

by FannyMan76 March 30, 2022

rusty spade

The act of reading Craigslist missed connection while having coitus. Can be dangerous if not done correctly.

He gave me s Rusty Spade last night! I almost lost my eye!

by hoochgob April 5, 2022

a space is a spade

Said when one wishes to imply that two things are similar and dissimilar at the same time.

"It's not called getting knocked up when it's your wife. That's just called getting her pregnant."
"That makes no sense."
"A space is a spade"

by doomboat May 22, 2016

killed a white spider

Actual white spiders have bacteria that decays the flesh and have a white tip on their arse. So it means both to push a heap of cum out of your pussy in an attempt to avoid an STD and watch it slide down the toilet bowl. Or to simply spray a heap out of cum out of your arse (again to avoid an STD) so that is spreads in the toilet and trickles down the sides like spider legs.

I don't like killing , even white spiders, but in this case it was to protect my family.

Just killed a white spider by taking the load internally and pushing it out down the toilet bowl.

by Allsorties July 19, 2017