Southern Maryland Stuffed Ham

The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.

Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 4, 2025

Southern Tussle

A sex act in which a couple have intercourse switching from anal to vaginal canals repeatedly in a bath full of barbecue sauce, Sweet Baby Ray’s style!

“Babe did you get the barbecue sauce and bath ready for our Southern Tussle?”

by Anteater69 March 9, 2025

Southern Sudan Simba

Having a girl take a shit, then not wipe her butthole. Then she sits on your face with her hole placed perfectly in the middle of your forehead as you eat her pussy.

Hey Josephine, you tryna go back to the crib and give me a little Southern Sudan Simba.

by fellerseller March 14, 2025

Southern Efficiency

The lackadaisical attitude toward accomplishing tasks in the American south.

This organization is the epitome of Southern Efficiency. The issues just keep piling up.

by DarkArc April 5, 2025

Southern California backhander

The Southern California backhander is when you hook up somebody’s nuts to a tow truck and you pull go full throttle on the tow truck.

“Aye man that party was lit last night! Adrian gave Robert the Southern California backhander!”

by The slick joker January 19, 2026

southern brown eye

Another name for the bootyhole

She was really surprised when I stuck my tongue in her southern brown eye.

by YD724 May 9, 2025

southern brown eye

Another name for the butt hole

She was really surprised when I stuck my tongue in her southern brown eye.

by YD724 May 9, 2025