smoke a shotgun

To commit suicide, Seppukku, Hari-Kari, or any other form of ending one's life by placing the barrel of a shotgun in your mouth, tying a string to the trigger, and giving it a stern kick.

I hope that bitch Rosie Odonell does us all a favor and decides to smoke a shotgun.

by NineInchWonderAK March 11, 2007

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smoke pole

to engage in falletaio

hey ya wanna smoke my pole?

by Anonymous January 17, 2003

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smoke hole

The area near a building where smokers tend to congregate. Often the destination of a smoke break.

There were five old women puffing away in the smoke hole when I walked outside.

by madSimon June 27, 2006

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smoking crack

1. Meaning, "to smoke crack" in present tense; 2. To refer to another's actions in an extreme manner (can be used in either negative or positive connotation).

Fred: Hey, how come Bill always manages to get a 50 killstreak on Modern Warfare 2?

Jim: Dude, I don't know. I think he's smoking crack.

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Jason: Hey, is Mark coming over to smoke some happy grass with us tonight?

Ted: No, he said he's staying home tonight and smoking crack instead.

by Skanderbeg89 March 6, 2010

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pole smoking

Jeff's favorite thing to do in his spare time.

Jeff better stop pole smoking before he hurts someone with his butter tooth.

by The MadCow June 23, 2004

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Smoke and mirrors

Term used for a woman who seems to have unreasonably large and perky breasts, but upon removal of the bra they succumb to nature's gravitational grasp.

Man, her cans were looking great, but when I popped the bra they dropped down below her knees! It was all smoke and mirrors.

by StePotts March 22, 2009

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