Sloppy Squirrel

When you are so excited to have sex, that you cum, and shit at the same time. Typically happens the instant the penis touches the vagina skin.

Dude, my crush that friendzoned me finally let me have sex with her, I was waiting for this for so long, all I could do was give her the Sloppy Squirrel!

by RiggaToeknee October 20, 2020

Sloppy joe

While in the midst of it, you ask preferably a female to lie on her side and shat. Once it starts coming out (approx 3 inches) you slam her butt cheeks together forming an ass hamburger. You then proceed to open the butt cheeks back up and eat it like a sloppy joe.

I told Steve his breath smelled like absolute shit to which he replied," no shit partner... I just ate a sloppy joe". Shitty bastard....

by Pirates booty April 6, 2017

Sloppy tart

After a one night stand if the women walks out with still wet cum on her clothes in public.

Mother to daughter" See that women over there. Don't be like her. Don't become a sloppy tart"

by Betty Swollocks 69 May 16, 2017

sloppy hoe

A poor stripper with no friends and family she is left wet and ugly after rain and snow. You can mainly find them in downtown New York or at a really famous strip house.

"Yesterday I found this sloppy hoe in the streets she's fat and not sexy at all"

by Nerdy Gamer May 2, 2016

Sloppy Joe

When you drop a deuce and your significant other uses the feces as lubricant to jack you off.

Mike, "Hey bro how was last night with Sally?"
Tom , "She tried to give me a sloppy joe but the stank of my dank made me go limp."
Mike, " Ya'll nasty as hell."

by Timmy 5 cocks December 27, 2016

Sloppy Butterfly

Sagging and droopy vaginal lips of a loose woman that has had extensive intercourse over time causing her vaginal lips to look like butterfly tails and hang down out of the vagina.

1. Did you see her Sloppy Butterfly hanging down?
2. When you ate her out did you suck on her Sloppy Butterfly?

by DARKHOUSEDTS January 20, 2012

Sloppy Brompton

A Sloppy Brompton is when a man wraps his penis in lunch/deli meats and penetrates a partner (preferably anal). He should get himself to near ejaculation and then pull his still meat-wrapped member out to finish in his partners mouth (mayo). It can be made sloppier by switching holes multiple times before finishing during the course of this activity.

I went to the deli for a quarter pound of pastrami so that later, when you come over, I can give you a Sloppy Brompton.

by gurgleberg December 12, 2011