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Flathead Screwdriver

"I'll have a Flathead Screwdriver, please!"
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Barks and Screws

It's a combination of bump and bruises & cuts and crapes.
Sarah hit the pavement so hard she's all Barks and Screws.
by Crazy "Barks and Screws" Sarah October 17, 2008
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pittsburgh yellow screwdriver

a term discribing a group sex act where 2 or more males piss on another males engourged penis prior to his insertion into a vaginal cavity that is simultaniously pissing upon insertion to provide maximum lubercation.
at the frat party we had to use the pittsburgh yellow screwdriver to get her going.
by bigevil93 November 7, 2010
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screwdriver

da retarded screwdriver fucked da bitch up da pisshole.
by hehehehehehehehhew July 2, 2005
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screwing the pooch

The definition comes from when you go to your car and the driver unlocks the doors but you pull the handle to soon. What happens from this is your door remains locked but every other door in the car is unlocked. People refer to this as screwing the pooch.
Narrator: Person one and person two are outside of their car as person one unlocks the car doors. Person two accidentily opens the car door too soon making his door stay locked.
Person one: Dude, why you be screwing the pooch!
person two: ya well...ur mom!!!
by leopold Sampsonite February 9, 2006
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screwed

1. Very drunk. (see also fadedpissedrootedcomatoseparaleticspastic)
Person 1:Hey, how was your weekend?
Person 2:Brilliant! I got screwed friday night.
by louis October 17, 2001
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Screw

Oddly, many remember this expression as a term used in describing music i.e. This is screwed music, or this tune is screwed... without realizing the basis of it.

In the 'old days' mechanical turntables were used to 'play' 'records'. These had an adjustment screw which allowed one to set its rotation speed to a calibrated reference, to maintain 'high fidelity', (usually a radial pattern was put on the turntable and a 60 hz lamp made a standing wave pattern which visually allowed a user to synch the speed to the lamp). The 'screw' which was actual a 'bolt', would move an internal cone, and attachment to the spindle of the drive motor, and there a transfer wheel rubbing on the inside of the bottom of the turntable wheel, would press on it. Thus turning the screw, forced the transfer wheel to locate itself along a different conic radius, spinning the record at a different speed.

As the 'art' of 'playing a record' evolved, the use of this 'screw' to imply a taste onto the record playback, through its speed, became popular. Some turntables were later offered with servo (electromechanical) screws, so that speed modification, could be encoded and programmed, for repeatable shows. It was first merely a technology, which turned to art, and then converted to an appreciation of the result, which made this term popular... then, the term... became separated and self standing as slang.
Using the calibration screw to adjust turntable speeds:

http://i.gizmodo.com/5216965/how-to-calibrate-your-turntable-for-the-best-possible-sound

http://www.itzcaribbean.com/turntable_calibration.php

We bang screw when were fucked up.

Down South We bang screw all day and night
by jonadark April 23, 2009
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