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Nasa shirt

A short sleeve button up shirt.
Often worn by the engineers at NASA, who work in Florida and Texas.
Hey man, I love your NASA shirt!
by Psuluver555 October 31, 2019
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T-shirt

Being T-shirt means some one is being nice to you and your being mean to them
Person A: Yo what's up man
Person B: Oh fuck off
Person A: C'mon now just, what's up?
Person B: Fuck off you prick you know what's wrong
Person A: Ok, Ok. Be a T-shirt then..
by Some-mentle-cunt May 25, 2021
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Batman Shirt Theory

Description

Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.

Joker-perpetrator

The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.

The Hero-batman fan

Realistically, the hero is more often than not a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or hero. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.

Batman/Joker Conflict

The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating conflict all influenced by a simple shirt.
Batman Shirt Theory Example:

A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions that he is obligated to solve every conflict in order to promote fairness and justice.

B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions of oppression that restricts his individuality.

C. I may be delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything...
by lhukmai October 20, 2012
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Texas T-Shirt

Usually a Texas T-Shirt is given to a female with a flat chest. A male or female must take a shit on her chest and then mold the shit into breasts. This practice is mainly found in South America.
I gave her a texas t-shirt and she got so turned on!
by TitsMcGee6969 November 16, 2010
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Shirt Squirter

A bacon and runny egg bap. Deliberately squirts egg yolk on your shirt when you innocently try to eat it.
Do you want a shirt squirter from the canteen?!
by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020
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Baby Shirt

One whim walks around in a shirt that fits so smug . One might even say it’s fit for a baby
Look how Michael walks around with his head high while wearing a off pink BABY SHIRT ,,,

Mumbling—— why are they looking at me
by You know who -puto May 17, 2023
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tucking in my shirt

The Borat video is a complete fabrication. I was tucking in my shirt after taking off the recording equipment.
by rozenge October 21, 2020
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