A man who pretends to be kind and sensitive to his friends, family, and co-workers. But look out! In a romantic relationship, he’s just your run-of -the-mill jerk, concerned only with his own needs and upholding his “nice guy” image. Hallmarks of the secret dick are temper tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants, trashing women’s reputations when they challenge him, berating them in private, then complaining about them to his mommy .
Marnie: “Hey Hannah! Why did you break up with Fran? He was such a nice guy!”
Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”
Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”
by Elaine! August 22, 2021
Get the Secret dickmug. a secret hatfield is a person who cheats on their partner of 4 years for someone they met once on some weekend in july right before they were going to move in together.
by the loss of your life August 13, 2025
Get the Secret Hatfieldmug. A person that you don't realize is attractive either because of the way they dress (like a work uniform) or because of your relationship to them (a boss or blood-relative).
In Death to Smoochy Catherine Keener sees Edward Norton take off his costume and she realizes he is secret hot.
Guy #1: Did you see Jessica come in to pick up her paycheck?
Guy#2: She's totally secret hot, these Toys-R-Us shirts can really hide a great pair of chesticles.
Guy #1: Did you see Jessica come in to pick up her paycheck?
Guy#2: She's totally secret hot, these Toys-R-Us shirts can really hide a great pair of chesticles.
by rolenthegreat September 12, 2011
Get the Secret Hotmug. Today we talk about Precious and Benjamin's break up.. am sure most people are surprised that Preshy and Benjamin dated.. well they did and their break up would shock you.. so once upon a time.. Benjamin was just fed up with Preshy and decided to break up with her. His words were: '' see bro i am fed up with this girl'' ,"i just want to be a loner" you are probably wondering who Xlidee was talking to,, well he was talking to Enoch... and all this information reached to the group 'P.O.G'. But more info on that later...
by Ebuksam February 24, 2023
Get the Secrets of worldwide participantsmug. The Secret Twin Society (STS) is a nationwide, members-only, underground collective where twins meet to discuss twin things. If you're lucky, your location will have food at the meetings. If you know, you know.
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