Grundle Secretion

The scientific term for suffering from inordinate amount of sweat and wetness located around one's grundle. This nether-region, tucked between one's balls (or vagina) and anus, shows symptoms of Grundle Secretion (GS) due to any physical activity, sweating off the booze from a hangover, sitting in a chair that increases grundle temperature above the grundolgist-recommended 100.3 degrees Fahrenheit, among many others.

John: "Dude, when Megan and I switched airline seats I didn't think I would be sitting in a damp puddle. Do you think she peed?"

Grundologist Greg: "No John, she did not. She, along with 41% of other Americans, suffer from Grundle Secretion. That was just a mixture of her grundle butter. Airline seats often contribute to excessive GS."

by McCuntBuckets January 26, 2015

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

secret frosty

Playing seven up but instead of tapping their thumb you ejaculate on their face.

Let’s go back to my place to play some secret frosty.

by Bobby4500 December 13, 2022

secret of the rain

A person who is mysterious but you see them around frequently

See that boy over there he’s a secret to the rain (secret of the rain)

by JJfresh. ; ) May 11, 2018

Secret Santa

Synonym for thief. Said to refer specifically to a petty theif but all theft is petty, so go ahead and edit that out of the definition.

The Mandela effect is Secret Santa.

by catholicbooty August 26, 2018

Secret Gay

A Secret Gay is someone from the male gender which is apart of the LGBTQ+ and is not assumed and pretends to be heterossexual.

Who do you think is the secret gay from the class

by DIJI_is_dictionary May 8, 2024

Victoria's secret

Victoria's secret is that she is a female-to-male transsexual.

This tightly-held secret was betrayed by Julie Andrews in 1982 comedy musical Victor/Victoria, causing Victoria to retreat straight back into the closet.

It's unfortunate that Victoria's secret was exposed by the mainstream film industry. What could've been if she had been free to express her true gender identity?

by bitchuck October 30, 2025