scale dick

When a womans vaginal secretions dry on a man's dick, giving it a flakey, scaley appearance

Man, stay away from her, she will give you a bad case of {scale dick!)

by Trapper McAlpine August 7, 2009

steak scale

a system for rating the ladies, where rare is hot and well done is dirty.

nasty, shes so well done dude

by Alex June 26, 2004

1-10 female attractiveness scale

A word used by idiots and losers to describe a female and put them in the box depending on their physical appearance because their life sucks and they are miserable and they have nothing going on in their lives

Jim:Hey, that chic ranks 7 in the 1-10 female attractiveness scale!

Joe:C'mon dude, get a life!

by sexy human September 10, 2016

1-11 scale

The scale that is universally right and superior to 1-10 scale
Typical score of 9 is most commonly used to define a beautiful woman/man.

Damn this girl is 9/11 !
Whoa i like the 1-11 scale, that is superior to 1-10 scale !

by itumi February 6, 2017

Victor's scale

A scale of rating girls from 1-10. However, no girl (regardless of how hot) can ever reach a 10; also, black chicks get a disadvantage and can never reach 5

PersonA: "Hey, what do you think of megan fox?"

PersonB: "On Victor's scale... she's a 7"

PersonA: "How about beyonce?"

PersonB: "...3"

by supergrayoshie April 5, 2009

Black to white scale

The blacker - the cooler
The whiter - the less cool

Based on the Theorem that black is the coolest

'Matt you look so black in 'dat jumpsuit , dawg ! '

' Word ! '

Vauxall corsa , the whitest cars around ( according to the black to white scale )

by Matt and Josh October 12, 2008

weed scale

This is the scale used for rating people on their weediness.

The order is as follows:-
-Thiefy
-Stickman
-Manny
-Old Man Wrinkles
-Hoody
-Towely
-Weedy Keen Tights

(Thiefy - Weedy Keen Tights = Machoist - weediest)

Machoness is basically the opposite of weediness

Weedy Keen Tights: Robin Hood is the best person ever!

A macho: Shut up weed, this is why you're at the bottom of the weed scale.

Weedy Keen Tights: OK, wow I like your leather jacket

A macho: I hate your tights

by em pom pee December 24, 2007